Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the
Elon Musk: [rising out of bushes] eyyy stephano king
King: oh great it's elon
Musk: uh uh uh stephano king maybe you no heara da news
Musk: now it's mista signore el supremo his excellency generalismo god emperor elon musk, head of the turkmen!
Elon Musk: [rising out of bushes] eyyy stephano king
King: oh great it's elon
Musk: uh uh uh stephano king maybe you no heara da news
Musk: now it's mista signore el supremo his excellency generalismo god emperor elon musk, head of the turkmen!
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Musk: i runna da us governmenta now
King: how'd you do that?
Musk: itsa funny story
Musk: da us government, it giva me da big money for da space contracts
King: the ones that blow up?
Musk: si
Musk: den i ussa da money to buya da president
Musk: also i do-a da coup d'etat
King: that's not funny at all
Musk: eyyy how dare you i breaka you face!
Musk: in fact it'sa da law you musta laugh atta my funny story
Musk: you all musta laugh! [cocking doge-branded gun]
Musk: comedy is legal again!
Musk: ima da funniest nazi you ever saw!
Musk: except for Ulrich Friedrich-Wilhelm Joachim von Ribbentrop
Musk: dat guy, he wasa one funny nazi
Musk: i can'ta compete
Musk: alla to one end
Musk: stephano king willa you be my friend?
Musk: uh uh uh stephano king maybe you no understand
Musk: i holda all america hostage inna da palm ova my hand
Musk: it issa da law you musta say i'ma cool
Musk: or dere willa be da consequences
Musk: fora you
Musk: never for me!
Koontz: darn tootin'