[at unicorn fuck club]
JRR Tolkien: ugh everyday the news is worse and worse!
Tolkien: it seems that certain hunnish practices have taken root in America
CS Lewis: oh that sounds bad
Tolkien: quite!
JRR Tolkien: ugh everyday the news is worse and worse!
Tolkien: it seems that certain hunnish practices have taken root in America
CS Lewis: oh that sounds bad
Tolkien: quite!
Comments
Lewis: maybe this will cheer you up
Lewis: travis baldree is going to be telling his latest story of low stakes and cozy vibes
Travis Baldree: i call it Kelpies and Kitchen Implements
Baldree: i know that kind of raises a couple questions right there
Baldree: let's just breeze past that
Baldree: everyday, you're just slaving away slaying dragons and finding treasure
Baldree: God! i'm so BORED of all this peril and excitement!
Baldree: i would trade it all for some nice invigorating tedium
Baldree: [inhaling aroma from freshly brewed coffee] hmm! love that distinctly coffee-like smell of coffee!
Baldree: [sipping cup] mm! love that distinctly coffee-like taste of coffee too!
Baldree: cuz you know no one ever told her life was gonna be this way
Baldree: your job's a joke, you're broke
Baldree: your love life's DOA
and no one ever told you / life was gonna be this way
[to the tune of The World News Polka]
Baldree: we have romano, cubano, americano, lothlorieno, and mordoro
Baldree: what can i get for you?
Tolkien: wow what a quaint little shop!
Tolkien: i really like the acoustic pan flute music