JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i have big newssss King: oh no Rowling: it'sss about harry potter! King: oh! King: i didn't expect that King: well that sounds just fine then! Poe: careful steve Poe: she's tricked you before - ThreadSky

midnightpals.bsky.social • 11 days ago

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i have big newssss
King: oh no
Rowling: it'sss about harry potter!
King: oh!
King: i didn't expect that
King: well that sounds just fine then!
Poe: careful steve
Poe: she's tricked you before

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callidusdominus.bsky.social•3 days ago

Whenever I see JK Rowling in the news now, I worry what it will be.

midnightpals.bsky.social•11 days ago

King: now come on edgar
King: i'm sure that whatever joanne wants to tell us about harry potter
King: it's not going to be anything bad!
King: she would never intentionally ruin her most beloved property!
Poe:
King: its gonna be about the toilets isn't it

midnightpals.bsky.social•11 days ago

Rowling: now i know mossst of you know me for my transsphobia
Rowling: but what you might not know iss that i'm alsso a writer

midnightpals.bsky.social•11 days ago

King: that's actually true!
King: see, some of you kids might not remember that
King: but ol' Joanne here was actually really big in the writing world back in the 90s
Joe Hill: dad, i know this

divinerodentia.bsky.social•11 days ago

Joe Hill, the union organizer and songwriter Joe Hill who was framed for a murder he didn't commit and used his last words to say don't worry about me, get their asses?

rembrandtswife.bsky.social•11 days ago

I think it's Joe Hill, the son of Stephen King who is also a writer but trying not to trade off his dad's name altho' they did collaborate on at least one not-so-great book

divinerodentia.bsky.social•10 days ago

No that can't be it. My suggestion makes more sense

midnightpals.bsky.social•11 days ago

Rowling: i'm actually the writer of a little sseriesss called harry potter
Rowling: it'ss whimssical, it's magical
Rowling: and mosst of all
Rowling: it should dissstract you from my tweets
Barker: did you finally tweet the fourteen words
Barker: is that what this is about?
Barker: who won the pool?

strangelibrary.com•11 days ago

Barker's interested in the pool because all his other ways of monetizing stuff are only seeing mild success and he needs to pay for his three mansions

midnightpals.bsky.social•11 days ago

Barker: damn i can't believe you're still doing harry potter
Barker: i thought you just pivoted entirely to transsphobia
Rowling: i can do both!
Rowling: i'm a renaisssance woman!