Me: excuse me where's your restroom Salesman: It's for customers only Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please - ThreadSky

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granttanaka.bsky.social • 3 days ago

Me: excuse me where's your restroom

Salesman: It's for customers only

Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please

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thamessider.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fine, I'll view a cybertruck. Can you give me some privacy?

prismatic-tiger.bsky.social•2 days ago

- One coca cola, please.
- Oh no I don't need the coca cola, thank you. You can put it back in the fridge.
(real)

emilbovine.bsky.social•3 days ago

*hopping from foot to foot* “Oh um yeah I’ll have the Kia Sorrento in teal no I don’t want the protective anti rust coating.”

chaoticmoon.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh god, I’m dying. This is so funny. 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

granttanaka.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yay! (seats are heated AND ventilated)

chaoticmoon.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sweeeeeeeet!

hadenreynolds.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is why I have 11 cars

jradd7.bsky.social•3 days ago

Try this:

"Okay... Would you prefer if I test drive something BEFORE or AFTER there is urine soaking my trousers?"

jradd7.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Toss in, "...this is time-sensitive, by the way..." at your own preference.

garwoodmurray.bsky.social•3 days ago

You can laugh, but this is EXACTLY how my family ended up buying a new car when I was 8 years old. I don’t think my dad ever forgave me (or my bladder).

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