Once you hit 40 you don't really need an alarm. Your problems will wake you up everyday right on time. - ThreadSky

2pacok4.bsky.social•97 days ago

Then you still got an alarm, just that this time, it's already embedded in you, and you just can't switch it off 🤣

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ronresist.bsky.social•96 days ago

I knew there was a “catch “

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heckle0007.bsky.social•96 days ago

Excellent Lane! It's so true too.

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gypsysoul1968.bsky.social•96 days ago

So damn true

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mrkkits.bsky.social•96 days ago

Once you hit 65 your bladder will take care of it... No need for problems 😁

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lanehillcorn.bsky.social•96 days ago

Or hips

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phred369.bsky.social•96 days ago

Along with the furry little alarm clocks or I need to go outside now!

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tednails.bsky.social•96 days ago

LANEY!!!!
So wonderful to see you here.

Problems also are sometimes special delivery wake up calls 3 hours too early as well

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domino1.bsky.social•96 days ago

😩😩😩

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shanti0608.bsky.social•95 days ago

Indeed mine woke me at 5:40 twenty mins before I needed to be awake.

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donwaughesq.bsky.social•96 days ago

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catastr0ph1z1ng.bsky.social•96 days ago

That already happens to me and i’m not even 40 yet 🙃🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣

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vincentbardo.bsky.social•96 days ago

You do not speak the bullshit.

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joanievotesblue.bsky.social•96 days ago

I hear that!

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golferman.bsky.social•96 days ago

You FB’d be over there. Appreciate one here. Thanks.

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golferman.bsky.social•96 days ago

Does that work at 82? Oops, I have an automatic alarm around 3am for a toilet run.

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thatswhatkiarasaid.bsky.social•96 days ago

😆 You made me snort laugh so hard!! Thanks!

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yourangels.bsky.social•96 days ago

🫂

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kiararhapsody.bsky.social•96 days ago

The new internal clock, aka your bladder. 😂

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hottchocolate.bsky.social•96 days ago

😂😂😂 True story!!!!

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nomadcris.bsky.social•97 days ago

40 what?

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lanechanged.bsky.social•97 days ago

Ummmm
Years. Of. Age ?

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nomadcris.bsky.social•97 days ago

Ah... im too old for all that age stuff

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batmorda.bsky.social•96 days ago

No lie detected.

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nouslogos.bsky.social•96 days ago

straight up.

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tobieonice.bsky.social•96 days ago

That is so very correct 😭

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thetattoowife.bsky.social•97 days ago

Sometimes, they'll wake you up hours early.

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mizzlizz1.bsky.social•96 days ago

Wait til you’re 60 🤦‍♀️

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sk8rdad.bsky.social•96 days ago

Accurate. Mine wake me up at 4 am

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merrickmonroe.com•96 days ago

Oh boy it’s incredibly true and I wish it wasn’t! 😀

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falconracer67.bsky.social•96 days ago

If you get any sleep in the first place! 🤦‍♂️

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penguin007.bsky.social•97 days ago

My pee alarm goes off every three hours or so.

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eric3630.bsky.social•96 days ago

🙃🙂‍↕️ same

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jambalayaval.bsky.social•96 days ago

Wait 'til you're OLD and your problems (past and present) from ALL THOSE YEARS will keep you awake all night long. That and having to get up to go pee a zillion times a night.

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mandz85.swifties.social•96 days ago

Or the goddamn toddlers will 😂

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frayedio.bsky.social•96 days ago

When you hit 60, they wake you up halfway through. Well, not real problems, but crap like did I leave the light in the basement on.

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lanechanged.bsky.social•96 days ago

Oh, I'm doin that shit already. 😂

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stoputknow.bsky.social•96 days ago

Yep & it gets earlier the older you get 💦 😝

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feralnietzsche.bsky.social•96 days ago

Listen here

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mustang70racer.bsky.social•97 days ago

And after 60, you get to wake up several times a night for absolutely no reason!

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lucindadancing.bsky.social•97 days ago

And to pee

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mustang70racer.bsky.social•96 days ago

true story.

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nottony.bsky.social•96 days ago

Usually that need to pee. 😎😎😎

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jill-ann.bsky.social•96 days ago

Sometimes my alarm clock oversleeps on me!😳

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jenzny.bsky.social•96 days ago

This is the truth!

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muvameka0310.bsky.social•96 days ago

Why is this so true 😩😩😩

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docstar.bsky.social•96 days ago

@genodellamorte.bsky.social 🤔

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shellydogg.bsky.social•96 days ago

Or before !

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maggienels.bsky.social•96 days ago

Just wait until you hit 60!!

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paulobro.bsky.social•96 days ago

And your bad back lol

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plannedtheride.bsky.social•97 days ago

Lane, we followed each other just the other day on Tw--I've been suspended for no reason since then.
Wanna recreate history here?💙

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lanechanged.bsky.social•97 days ago

😂 I'm here for it.

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tochinoshin33.bsky.social•96 days ago

Me too

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monoelnana.bsky.social•96 days ago

So true. At 58, 4 hours is my goal.

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wolley-segap.bsky.social•96 days ago

Mine are always precisely 28 minutes before the alarm goes off.🤬😢

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lanechanged.bsky.social•96 days ago

😭😂

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stevethdemocrat.bsky.social•96 days ago

Mostly pee. 😒

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gizmosspace.bsky.social•97 days ago

Ain't that the truth?

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ckysophie.bsky.social•97 days ago

Facts

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courtzsarcastic.bsky.social•96 days ago

Cats. Cats will also do this. Hitting 40 is the second alarm for when you move the cat.

#ChildlessCatLady

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mpakaartsy.bsky.social•96 days ago

When you’re 70, you add your shoulder, your knee and your bladder!
But the inconvenient wide-awake brain is the worst!

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numbchuckg.bsky.social•97 days ago

My bladder is my alarm, has been for way too long.

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unspokentruth.bsky.social•96 days ago

Strange how that works.

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mcatnip.bsky.social•96 days ago

Truth!! I’ve missed you and Susan!!!!! How are ya dear?? ❤️

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ogkanii.bsky.social•96 days ago

Hmm 💔🤔

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isitbedtimeyet.bsky.social•96 days ago

Every day around 4:45am 🤣🤣🤣

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evilwoman46111.bsky.social•96 days ago

My bladder is an alarm clock! 😄

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melissawinter82.bsky.social•96 days ago

So true 😔

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behansbarkeep.bsky.social•96 days ago

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bosscode.bsky.social•96 days ago

Overthinking is an issue for many

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bosscode.bsky.social•88 days ago

Things to look out for.
#fear #lazy #anger
#doubt #worry

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braidedimag6.bsky.social•96 days ago

I can confirm that this is indeed very true. 😩

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book-976.bsky.social•96 days ago

Wait til you hit 65!! Lots of fun for you to look forward to!!

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azdesertrat.com•97 days ago

Soooooooo true!!! lol

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mumblingman.bsky.social•96 days ago

63 here.
I wake my alarm up...

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rainwater14.bsky.social•96 days ago

Really you are lucky!!
My problems don’t even let me sleep
Talk about waking!!

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appledawg.bsky.social•97 days ago

Hi Lane 😎…good to see you here 🤗

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lanechanged.bsky.social•97 days ago

Hey baby! 😘

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appledawg.bsky.social•96 days ago

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maziemae.bsky.social•96 days ago

word! Lol

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rwiley55.bsky.social•95 days ago

Truth

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nicop30.bsky.social•96 days ago

Or the hot flashes

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noninjaskillz.bsky.social•96 days ago

I'm 45 a week from yesterday and I used my alarm yesterday *and* today. Cuz I'm a Very Big Boy! 😝😜🤘

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harry-lewiston.bsky.social•96 days ago

oh my back

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tony-godorecci.bsky.social•96 days ago

At least 3 times a night my bladder wakes me up.

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proberts01.bsky.social•96 days ago

Hi Lane. I’m glad u came over. Please give a follow when u have a moment. I’ve missed u. ❤️😎

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mostlybroken.bsky.social•96 days ago

if your bladder doesn't beat them to it.

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danithedem.bsky.social•96 days ago

And every 2 hours until it’s time to actually get up for real.

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carlen.bsky.social•96 days ago

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chriswoodguru.bsky.social•96 days ago

If ever anything was true, this is it.

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dyerandie.bsky.social•96 days ago

Wait until you get to 50, you can't get to sleep because of them 🤣

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tylergz.bsky.social•96 days ago

2hrs early to be correct

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sb-feldman.bsky.social•96 days ago

Actually, ~3x per night. Just saying....😳

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ipaykanade.bsky.social•96 days ago

I'm in my twenties and have that alram. Should I be concerned?

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serviceman.bsky.social•96 days ago

Dang wish you would’ve told me that earlier I would’ve never turned 40

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betsycrankypants.bsky.social•96 days ago

Ha! Try 71 and 2 cats 😄

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just-me73.bsky.social•97 days ago

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bluescottyp.bsky.social•97 days ago

Now this is incredibly spot on...

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londonriverdissent.bsky.social•95 days ago

I'm 39 and I wake up at 5:30am.

No need for an alarm clock when you already exist in a state of constant existential alarm.

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ritamg.bsky.social•96 days ago

I wish I was 40 again, embrace it 💙

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nkirote.bsky.social•96 days ago

It's already happening and I'm barely 29

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weasel307.bsky.social•96 days ago

Truth 😫

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mamales.bsky.social•96 days ago

And when you hit 50, your pain will. 😂😕

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jerseyshells.bsky.social•96 days ago

Yeah, like at 3 am!

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allanbucher.bsky.social•96 days ago

Get a cat, you can guarantee it.

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