HOUR 9
My shadow lawyer has advised that I stop tweeting during a serious trial where I may be put to shadow death (different than normal death)
My shadow lawyer has advised that I stop tweeting during a serious trial where I may be put to shadow death (different than normal death)
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My god the shadow peoples shadow resistance has broken into the court room, the beautiful shadow lady is taking me to their resistance camp now, they say no one should die for laying down (shadow crime??)
Dang looks like war is breaking out? This seems more complicated than I thought but at least I understand my crimes now (lying down smothers shadows and I sleep a lot)
Ok yeah that looks like a lot is going on, thankfully I made it back to my work before things got nasty. Before you ask YES I fell in love with the sexy shadow lady but we had a tearful goodbye as we were forced to part. Oh well, my shift is over now so that's something
They're actually filming things tonight so there are a few things happening but my job is still to stay in one place and just watch things, not great buts it's a little different at least
A dude walking down the street made eye contact with me and immediately turned around. Don't know what his deal was but at least it was something I remembered