"Alien? No, no, no, no, that would be silly. Vurga's just Canadian! That's why Vurga acts so strange. ...His space ship? Uh...Canadian hover car. ...By the way, you heard about all those missing delicious Earthlings? Very sad."
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Look at this cutie! Definitely will not devour you and everyone you've ever known or loved. Look at that face! How could he possibly be a problem? Also, I'm Canadian, I can vouch for the eccentricness!
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Yeah I'll believe it