here's today's post: "Rudy Giuliani has thoroughly clownfucked his own stupid life" — boo hoo hoo, you self-destructive trainwreck. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff — - ThreadSky

jefftiedrich.bsky.social • 48 days ago

here's today's post: "Rudy Giuliani has thoroughly clownfucked his own stupid life" — boo hoo hoo, you self-destructive trainwreck.
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desertscribe.bsky.social•48 days ago

"clownfucked" -- ain't that the truth. Thank you for helping me wake up this morning with huge laughter !

denizem.bsky.social•48 days ago

Our sacrificial lamb Rudy is taking the big brunt of Trumps shortcomings. At least we have that. Thanks Merrick. 😢

upstatenyjunker.bsky.social•48 days ago

I’m immediately adding “clownfucked” into my repertoire of useful words for this upcoming four years.

jefftiedrich.bsky.social•48 days ago

don't neglect its adverbial form, "clownfuckingly"

upstatenyjunker.bsky.social•48 days ago

Perfection! 😂

weareonepeople.bsky.social•48 days ago

And "clownfuckery"

joeflecktarn.bsky.social•48 days ago

"Clusterfuck" is outdated.

flashheart.bsky.social•48 days ago

His wax hair piece is melting

drg69.bsky.social•47 days ago

I got a request from his people asking for money. My response-
F—k off and stop the the request.

misskachoob.bsky.social•48 days ago

So good! Especially the part about Elonia. All I can hope is that Finland hurts him so bad he'll leave Canada alone, but we're in his list, and apt to be the next target. I'm starting to feel more and more Luigi.

jkswonder.bsky.social•48 days ago

My mother, a Legal Aid attorney, had his number in the 90s. She had to be restrained by my sister from heckling him when he gave the address at my law school graduation. If heaven exists, she’s pointing and laughing her ass off at him now.

juneabug24.bsky.social•48 days ago

Love
Your mother

vietvet66.bsky.social•48 days ago

An alcoholic hitting rock bottom! Who’s have thunk it? Only anyone who’s been paying attention. Poor Rudy!🤣😂🤣😂🤣

carmelacruz.bsky.social•48 days ago

Contraception is the next thing to be banned if Musk has his way
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/womens-health/birth-control-access-abortion-vote-november-rcna176161

unclepeneaux.bsky.social•47 days ago

Poor Rudy. He thought Trump was actually going to pay him for his illegal services.

andpow.bsky.social•48 days ago

OMFG!: “make Greenland great again” — also known as MGGG, which definitely sounds like someone trying to say MAGA with a gag shoved into their mouth.

bstnky1.bsky.social•48 days ago

Of course you realize that Rudy pooty is just stalling for time until the orange dick-head takes office and pardons him right?

qhstone.bsky.social•48 days ago

Can't pardon a civil lawsuit.

rummydog.bsky.social•48 days ago

Why is he not in jail?
If I pulled that shit, I'd be jail and Bubba's girlfriend.

bobsawyer.bsky.social•48 days ago

"You made me look like my dog!" No, Rudles, she made you look - fittingly, i should add - like a dog's breakfast.

russthetruthseeker.bsky.social•48 days ago

craigm2062.bsky.social•48 days ago

Ruby’s poor dog is being compared to him. What did it do to deserve that?

liamdale.bsky.social•47 days ago

Clownfucked.. added to my volcabulary..

katefox1.bsky.social•48 days ago

And I’m sure his buddy trump will pardon him for all his federal convictions.

germancucumber1.bsky.social•48 days ago

It always brightens my inbox with laughter 🙏😁

lmm72.bsky.social•48 days ago

Same! Loving Sniffles McNosecandy.

germancucumber1.bsky.social•48 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 👍👍

lastcoupleofstraws.bsky.social•48 days ago

+1 for the Python gif.

letsbecool58.bsky.social•48 days ago

He’s not looking very well, either!

kallenemvalts.bsky.social•48 days ago

Can’t fine Giuliani, he won’t pay.

Jail is the only answer.

daftphully.bsky.social•48 days ago

The lure of power....

shiftykitten.bsky.social•48 days ago

I'm gonna read it, but the title was satisfying enough.

58lespaul.bsky.social•48 days ago

Americas Betrayer.

unawarewolf.bsky.social•48 days ago

Just another in a long line of Trump loyalist casualties.

bhstrat.bsky.social•48 days ago

Lock him up.

theonetruedoink.bsky.social•48 days ago

His family must feel so humiliated by his actions.

deeplyaware.bsky.social•48 days ago

Must feel bad for him to be among the only ones finding out, while everyone else gets to skate.

crunkedupripley.bsky.social•48 days ago

He should literally kill himself.

Health issues, bad knees, obese, ruined reputation, broke, old AF, no future, etc.

Sack up Rudy Colludy, swan dive from your penthouse apartment onto the pavement below.

stephenlee49.bsky.social•48 days ago

Rudy thought his money, reputation and his boss Trump would protect him from the consequences of his own ill-advised actions. Now that he's been proven wrong, he doesn't want to pay the piper.

teriredbird.bsky.social•48 days ago

He’s staring into the abyss and
it is staring right back.

grandpadave.bsky.social•48 days ago

Turns out there's only one special boy, and he ain't it.

terrifiedstill2024.bsky.social•48 days ago

If you guys don’t subscribe to this guys daily emails, you are missing out - big time

sedonalittlelady.bsky.social•48 days ago

Jeff’s Substack is a must!

ottovondanger.bsky.social•48 days ago

When are they going to arrest him for being homeless and make him a prison slave?

jillwcny.bsky.social•48 days ago

His life is indeed stupid. I’m living for him going to jail.

rikkid324.bsky.social•48 days ago

The daily sh!t show that will be our country for the next four years.

lexludens.bsky.social•48 days ago

I don't know how else to say this so I'll just own it: thank you for feeding my hate of this man. It tastes delicious.

I appreciate this is not entirely healthy but also fuck it.

hazenhammel.bsky.social•48 days ago

Cammarata used to have a reputation among us ambulance chasers. He was responsible for the Clinton Blowjob Rule (you can sue a sitting President for civil claims). That's an impressive accomplishment for a Saul Goodman strip mall lawyer.

seilenos.bsky.social•48 days ago

skipjackstevens.bsky.social•48 days ago

But that’s how he looks.

seilenos.bsky.social•48 days ago

cameronmccawley.bsky.social•48 days ago

Junior going to Greenland during winter? Did someone tell him it would be covered in white powder?

joshilaw.bsky.social•48 days ago

He'll die broke.

weshlovrcm.bsky.social•48 days ago

This should be a lesson to anyone hired by, working with, associated with or supporting Dishonest Donald.

desireevalenzuela.bsky.social•48 days ago

Too much prosperity leads to fewer kids being born? Seriously? That asshole is the richest person in the world and has at least thirteen kids. None of whom want to speak to him.

scruffmonkey.bsky.social•48 days ago

It's mad isint it, after his mayorship, he could have kicked back, basked in adulation, picked up a few board seats on different companies and enjoyed the good like but noooooo, he had to fuck about.

poplavar.bsky.social•48 days ago

The most impressive self mutilation in history !!

butteremails2.bsky.social•48 days ago

I'd bet my next five lives Rudy thinks once donny convict is in office this will all go away. He's in the deny, deflect, delay stage of his outright corruption and malevolence.

coldmenace.bsky.social•48 days ago

But but America's Mayor!

ptitcombjr.bsky.social•48 days ago

He’s still, as is Alex Jones, living in luxury.

thetruemichael.bsky.social•48 days ago

Who?

Send him to prison and rent him out to KFC

tancred1098.bsky.social•48 days ago

"Clownfucked" is indeed the most accurate description of Giuliani's self owns I have ever read.

heaveninhell.bsky.social•47 days ago

I laugh every time I drive by my local Dry Cleaner: Four Seasons Dry Cleaning. I also check for a pop-up press conference.

littlejimmy115.bsky.social•48 days ago

everything trump touches turns to a flaming pile of shit..fact !!

watchlover679.bsky.social•48 days ago

I find it odd that he still hangs with tRump after all the shit he has gone through for doing shit for tRump. G was just at mar largo on Jan 5th 2025

poplavar.bsky.social•48 days ago

I can just picture him lying prostrate in front of Jabba the Orange , begging to be pissed on ...

sued4.bsky.social•48 days ago

No one else will have him.

watchlover679.bsky.social•48 days ago

True… but it shows that he still doesn’t see how tRump fucked him and how tRump got away with it all.

pkaetrei.bsky.social•48 days ago

And there he is, down in MAGA-Lardo, desperately sucking Trump's toes, while Trump could have simply paid Rudy what he owed him, and most of this wouldn't be happening.
What kind of leech must one be to crawl so low?

skipjackstevens.bsky.social•48 days ago

Isn’t that amazing? If trump had paid him.

813t.bsky.social•48 days ago

He’s got shoe polish running down his face 😂😂😂

liblawyer.bsky.social•48 days ago

I can’t wait for your take on today’s press conference.

tom-terrific.bsky.social•48 days ago

You'd think his good friend Donny would help him out with a measly 148 million. 🤑

bikeguy2024.bsky.social•48 days ago

Assign him community service!

hibskyhu.bsky.social•48 days ago

I’m only in it for those headlines

habitualcreature.bsky.social•48 days ago

Donnie can’t pardon him for his state cases.

‘Can’t do nuthin’ for you, man!’

joeflecktarn.bsky.social•48 days ago

"Wash your butt!" 😄

clarkyell.bsky.social•48 days ago

Effin' Donny is gonna pardon his ass and all will like it never happened. 😡

bstnky1.bsky.social•48 days ago

You know it

qhstone.bsky.social•48 days ago

Supposedly a president can't pardon a civil contempt, but we'll see.

hariseldon1.bsky.social•48 days ago

As predicted, Rudy was left holding the bag while his boy left him behind.

resistance4ever.bsky.social•48 days ago

He fell so far….it’s been sad to watch. That’s what happens when you sell your soul. He made awful choices.

efrownfelter.bsky.social•48 days ago

Trump has left a long trail of ruined lives in his wake. And yet he flourishes.

resistance4ever.bsky.social•48 days ago

He has gotten away with evil all his life. He is more dangerous now than ever because now he KNOWS he can get away with ANYTHING. He should be in jail, anyone else would be for all he’s done. It’s a damn shame.

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