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jefftiedrich.bsky.social • 2 days ago

here's today's post: "Donald Trump and the Art of the What the Fuck Is He Babbling About" — when is a deal not a deal?
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libraryanna.bsky.social•2 days ago

He obviously uses a spray tan with a hole for his face and goggles. Darker spots are dry skin.

houseocelot.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oho! It’s the old Two Week Two Step yet again!

merveswerve7.bsky.social•2 days ago

“When you get rid of that artificially drawn line – somebody drew that line many years ago with like a ruler, just a straight line right across the top of the country – when you look at that beautiful formation, when it’s together – I’m a very artistic person…”

islandrockhound.bsky.social•2 days ago

Bluesky really needs a 'laughing' 🤣 option since the cute red ❤️ doesn't work for posts like this.

merveswerve7.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump quotes keep putting up the bar for satirists.

misskachoob.bsky.social•2 days ago

Made me laugh about reading Carney's mind! But I think it's Nutlick.

pebz79.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump’s weak. Look at him next to Carney. A weak little bitch.

Carney OWNED him.

cencalmike.bsky.social•2 days ago

It doesn't take a world-class economist, like PM Carney, to quickly calculate you don't get paid enough to sit and listen to that man toss word salads.

rushstreetblues.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump is the master of 'The Art of the No Deal'.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2016/live-updates/general-election/real-time-fact-checking-and-analysis-of-the-first-presidential-debate/fact-check-has-trump-declared-bankruptcy-four-or-six-times/

lgaud.bsky.social•2 days ago

Senile, demented and undergoing speedy cognitive decline.

cruzanheart.bsky.social•2 days ago

The first thing I thought of when you posted that closeup of Canada’s PM!

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itisso.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤭

bittiegirldonna.bsky.social•2 days ago

Perfect. 👍

karenmoongoddess.bsky.social•2 days ago

The look on the Candian PM was priceless! What a complete nut job Trump is. I am so sick of these bullshit answers which make no fucking sense whatsoever.

barbb.bsky.social•1 day ago

How are they going to get those gold spray painted Lowe's wooden ornamentations off these fireplaces without destroying our White House. It's a national landmark, not a bordello. Should he be allowed to attach tacky crap to it?

catsworking.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump's also got at least 2 of those stupid filigree things glued to the wallpaper above the fireplace AND all along the crown moulding at the ceiling. He must have got a volume discount on them. I hope the decorators used some kind of removable adhesive on that shit.

bitchinpost.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nothing more than stock market manipulation for those billionaire buddies of his.

jodielirious.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/16Ssa9UE8F/

rem5280fan.bsky.social•2 days ago

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tgfe.bsky.social•2 days ago

Don't do patrick star dirty like that.

strappohughes.bsky.social•2 days ago

Jeff, I read you eagerly every day. Good love ya.

oldgreymare.bsky.social•2 days ago

What a buffoon.

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ralfbauerfeind.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Taubenschach" in German.

It's like playing chess (Schach) with a dove (Taube). The dove will throw the chess pieces around, shit on the playing field and declare loudly cooing that they won.

geffe001.bsky.social•2 days ago

That’s a question you can ask yourself every single fuckin day of the week..

wensilver.bsky.social•2 days ago

I just broke a rib laffing at this photo…..

🤣

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facedamuzk.bsky.social•2 days ago

He's the Shart of the Deal.

paulinto47.bsky.social•2 days ago

I often think that Trump when addressing the media should pull down his pants and face his bare butt to the microphones. He always talks out of his ass anyways so he just might as well make it official. I would imagine that looking at his ass is probably more pleasant than looking at his face.

catsworking.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't think Trump's brain rot has too much further to go before we're seeing him fly down, then pants around ankles. But what I'd really enjoy is Trump somehow doing an Isadora Duncan with his super-long red tie.

paulinto47.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well if he is not willing to do an Isadora Duncan to himself I’m sure there are plenty of people out there who are more than willing to do it to him. I’ll even toss in the tie myself.

michaelfehr.bsky.social•2 days ago

Surely Donny Two Dolls would love to caress a Nobel in the same way he does with the US flag. Ick. Alas there's no category he could win. But there is the Ig Nobel Prize. Nobody is more qualified. And the name isn't Lutnick, it's Nutlick. Also, why isn't Donny sharing makeup tips w/Pete Kegmeister?

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islandrockhound.bsky.social•2 days ago

😅🤣😂😅

gmacathy.bsky.social•1 day ago

WHAT A COMPLETE ASSWIPE HE IS. MAKING A COMPLETE FOOL OF THE US. HE SHOULD ROT IN HELL!

stubicon.bsky.social•2 days ago

Let’s not forget about he started talking about hockey yesterday and mentioned how the guy in Washington just beat Gretzkys record it sounded like he thought it was a Canadian. BUT HE WAS REFERRING TO OVECHKIN A FUCKING RUSSIAN ONE IF HIS COMRADES.

We have a METH HOUSE in our basement.

FU MAGA 🖕

lapsedyogi.bsky.social•2 days ago

Must be horrible to have to be anywhere near him.

jeb232.bsky.social•2 days ago

He doesn’t know.

loridaigle.bsky.social•2 days ago

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jamesthomp.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump is living and presidenting while exhibiting clear signs of TDS.

davemelendez.bsky.social•2 days ago

The art of the nap

schnitzelchick.bsky.social•2 days ago

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grandpadave.bsky.social•2 days ago

Man, that Canada/USA image of Trump made whiskey spurt out of my nose.

geradman.bsky.social•2 days ago

Well as president of the United States I absolutely love it when other leaders make me look like a total dumb ass, in front of the whole world. It makes me feel better knowing that I can look totally ignorant when shit hits the fan on my watch. 🙄

sensibletexan.bsky.social•2 days ago

He is just an embarrassment.

takuslove.bsky.social•2 days ago

He said he was very artistic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀

getreal122024.bsky.social•1 day ago

Does he mean how he redecorated the Oval Office?

grinree.bsky.social•1 day ago

Jeff, I love your writing, and even went over to SubStack to sign up to your newsletter. But can you cut the swearing words the fuck out, please? I'm no prude, and definitely not infected by godsnot; the swearing words just distracts one from your other word gems.

drtom44.bsky.social•1 day ago

Get over it. You say cut it out, and then you use it. What are we supposed to believe?
Don't criticize a personal style.

catsworking.bsky.social•2 days ago

Has anyone ever gotten a handle on Donny 2 Dolls' obsession with 2 weeks? Everything in 2 weeks. Now he'll sign deals in 2 weeks. Before - while we STILL wait from Trump 1.0 - new healthcare plan in 2 weeks, Melania's immigration docs, 2 weeks. I know there were others I've forgotten. All BS.

islandrockhound.bsky.social•2 days ago

Someone must have told him that 2 inches was the length of his penis, and we know he's obsessed with size.

catsworking.bsky.social•2 days ago

If someone ever told Donny the length of his wee mushroom was 2 inches, they were being generous and probably laughing.

islandrockhound.bsky.social•2 days ago

👍😅🤣😅🤣😂😅🤣

spartaladysusan.bsky.social•2 days ago

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kiskimaastakin.bsky.social•2 days ago

Chapleau caricature of Trump welcome......

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1swede.bsky.social•2 days ago

The level of embarrassment this convicted felon and his shitshow of a regime is to your nation...

slitheringobserver.bsky.social•2 days ago

He is an embarrassment to the whole world, but not just him but his cult followers too, never would have anyone imagined seeing a literal reboot of the Nazi regime. But here we are seeing this unfold more and more. Once again, events like this show that humanity proofs itself unworthy.

jamesthomp.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just as I knew he would...
https://bsky.app/profile/jamesthomp.bsky.social/post/3lbbfhlyx3u2c

trumpsumpump1.bsky.social•2 days ago

#ImpeachTrumpNow

mantisgadfly424.bsky.social•2 days ago

Dear Dribbler is merely a life-support system for his mouth.

patinunie.bsky.social•2 days ago

Can u imagine, being a world leader, and having to meet with this illiterate idiot?

pinkynperky.bsky.social•2 days ago

When it involves Trump?

cheesealicious.bsky.social•1 day ago

You are now the only reliable news source.

thomasowen7.bsky.social•2 days ago

American autoworkers need to understand that PM Mark Carney is more likely to save their jobs than the orange felon.
It would be due to Carney protecting Canadian autoworkers and the integrated industry vs the 1956 vision of the felon-in-chief pining for a version that is never coming back.

peytonpat.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just look at them - which looks like a leader and who is the puppet?

groverbeach.bsky.social•2 days ago

Can somebody please get the net?

stupiditybeware.bsky.social•2 days ago

And more importantly, how did Carney’s head not explode when the moron spouted BS??

bittiegirldonna.bsky.social•2 days ago

The difference in their posture is telling to me. One is poised and confident the other is an ignorant slouch.

altja.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump always looks like he's on a toilet taking a dump. Sorry to be so crude but that is exactly what he looks like.

rsoto21.bsky.social•2 days ago

That is because most likely he was taking a dump in his diapers right at that moment

bittiegirldonna.bsky.social•2 days ago

Don't be sorry. It's true he does.🚽