At work today
Arrived with my bell
Gave it a tinkle
The death knell
Soul handed me a #suitcase
'No tips though right?'
Launched bag at pace
Towards the light
But quick thinking passer-by
Resuscitated no-tip guy
So this Grim reaper
Gave free therapy
'I'm a changed man, no baggage me'
Twat.
#vss365