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repeattofade.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy • 6 days ago

do not turn off the bus.

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darkrat.chaosfurs.social.ap.brid.gy•6 days ago

@repeattofade also, please don't turn ON the bus

gme.bofh.social.ap.brid.gy•5 days ago

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Also, the driver must maintain a speed of 88km/h or the bus will explode.

xvf17.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy•5 days ago

@repeattofade @SRDas Tech used to be good. I swear.

vwdasher.masto.nu.ap.brid.gy•6 days ago

@repeattofade Speed 3 is a weird movie

alicemcalicepants.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy•6 days ago

@repeattofade this Speed remake is a bit low-stakes.

Andres4NY.social.ridetrans.it.ap.brid.gy•4 days ago

@alicemcalicepants @repeattofade The bus explodes if the firmware download speed drops below 50mbit/s. Keanu plays an overworked SRE trying to machines and networks from getting bogged down while 1000s of other buses also are attempting to update at the same time. Sandra Bullock gets bored and […]

quantensalat.astrodon.social.ap.brid.gy•6 days ago

@repeattofade Speed -the 2025 remake

quantensalat.astrodon.social.ap.brid.gy•6 days ago

@repeattofade A bus full of passengers is forced to race across the continent while a crucial software update is progressing, putting everyone aboard, and the future of mankind, in peril. (featuring Leni Klum and Justin Long)