Just had a heart attack in my garage. I’m breaking down cardboard & I turn around and see these fucking eyes staring at me. The yell I let out was embarrassing. It’s our god damn Buddy The Elf cardboard cutout. IM ALSO THE ONE WHO PUT IT THERE - ThreadSky

raynarvaezjr.sucks • 45 days ago

Just had a heart attack in my garage.

I’m breaking down cardboard & I turn around and see these fucking eyes staring at me. The yell I let out was embarrassing.

It’s our god damn Buddy The Elf cardboard cutout.

IM ALSO THE ONE WHO PUT IT THERE

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Comments

raziousmezorah.bsky.social•45 days ago

This is how Santa knows if you're naughty or nice

corraat.bsky.social•45 days ago

Sounds like when my older sister forgot where she had placed her cutout of Batman. Typically left the door to her garage open while out there, closed it without looking, then sat down at her table to smoke, looked over at her door.

The scream and laughter.

jaywayokay.bsky.social•45 days ago

I swear one of these days these cardboard cutouts ate gonna be the death of someone considering all the stories I've heard lmao

theladyofnyx.bsky.social•45 days ago

You know, I too would have probably screamed or at least jumped out of skin. That shit would have scared me.

doom196.bsky.social•45 days ago

Was Gingy there to comfort you?

shyphlosion.bsky.social•45 days ago

Raaaaaaay, you fucking goof xD

shenpai.gay•45 days ago

the slapstick bit comes for us all

pieryte.bsky.social•44 days ago

It did it's job properly.

godkiller42.bsky.social•43 days ago

Next do a Batman one please!!

minalumos.bsky.social•44 days ago

Once again, Ray's greatest enemy 'Past Ray' strikes again.

bettercallsouthpaw.bsky.social•45 days ago

saphie.vtubers.social•45 days ago

GAY PEOPLE

TOMORROW MORNING

10 AM

initiala.bsky.social•44 days ago

Past Ray: “fuckinnnnnnn GOTTEM”

aussieapathy.bsky.social•45 days ago

imagine if he actually screamed santa at you like your old alert

there would be a stream of piss in your wake

leonnecros.bsky.social•44 days ago

Fell for Past Ray's prank. He got you good. 😆

lazypyro.bsky.social•44 days ago

About 10 years ago, i was working as a valet and one day i was parking a car, i drove to the parking spot, swung the car out to back into the space (we backed in for safety reasons), looked up in the rearview mirror and let out what can only be described as a yelp. Friggin batman carseat 🙄