ㅤ ㅤㅤoscar no like. oscar hates the new people. ㅤ - ThreadSky

bengalbasher.bsky.social • 1 day ago

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ㅤㅤoscar no like. oscar hates the new people.
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i am so, SO very sorry this was your first impression of me

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ㅤㅤI've had worse, little man.
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it is so jarring to be called that. but you're right.

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ㅤㅤYou are smaller than me. Taller than my ex - boss though, heh.
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..thats why I said you're right

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ㅤㅤ⌜ blink. blink. HUFF. ⌟

ㅤㅤDemoted to SHORT STACK.
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ㅤㅤ⌜ THE UNFORTUNATE WITNESS : ⌟
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ㅤㅤDAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!
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⠀⠀THAT IS HOW IT IS ON THIS BITCH OF AN EARTH .
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ㅤㅤhey man Can you chew it first I really don't want fetus chunks on me when you talk
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⠀⠀You Look Like You Would Bleed A Lot If I Bit You .
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Ahaha, wait, nooooo, dun' gooooo .....

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ㅤㅤDon't tell me what to do motherfucker
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[ IMMEDIATELY cowering . ]

yyessir .

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ㅤㅤ⌜ Smugly pleased. Walking past, whacking him in the side as he does. what an asshole. ⌟
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[ Even despite his ... size, the Kangahog quickly buckles over; both as an act, and the whack stinging a bit— ]

Thhh . Thank y', sir .....

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