Stone Age human drops dead after eating the wrong mushrooms.
First Stone Age friend: “Oh shit we need to warn others!”
Second Stone Age friend:”Why are you trying to limit people’s freedom?!”
Going to ruin that guy's sense of self and morality by showing him how we put that same symbol on hot sauce bottles that we then flavor our foods with.
“I grew up chewing on lead-painted toys and snorting lines of asbestos, and I’m fine” screamed the boomer at the service window of a McDonalds which closed in 1994.
Which would be fine if he just drank it and we could all move on, but he would invariably force its contents onto a woman, one of his employees or a child belonging to either.
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"Except the ones that did"
"Shush!"
*Drinks it. Dies*
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First Stone Age friend: “Oh shit we need to warn others!”
Second Stone Age friend:”Why are you trying to limit people’s freedom?!”
"Take back control!"