Hello. I am about to watch Hot Frosty, a movie about *squints* uh, a snowman you can have sex with. Which honestly, is any snowman, for a fleeting second, if you think about it.
I will be posting live updates. Please follow along.
Note: my husband is not super excited about this choice.
I will be posting live updates. Please follow along.
Note: my husband is not super excited about this choice.
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But my fave will always be Muppets Christmas Carol!
1. Your header image
2. The whole body shiver I just got imagining Snowman Sex was, admittedly, somewhat exhilarating
3. I want to see what else your husband semi-crouches about skeptically
And also the girth of the ...erm...icedickle.
Probably we need physicists to weigh in on this.
One might think he's secretly excited if one chooses to interpret it as cosplay .. Lol
He would ace that role. He would chew the scenery.
This makes me uncomfortable.
Admittedly I don't understand how this works. We're five minutes in and this is the worst movie I've ever seen.
Kathy! They'll never buy the ice milk if you give away the Popsicle for free.
I cannot imagine the boob tape that went into this shot.
(yes, i realize this thread is two days old)
I was like, Okay, my man is leaving town.
Lifetime and Hallmark have been churning out these movies forever and I’ve been waiting for a streaming service to get a piece of the pie.
Terrible movie.
Loved the mini Brooklyn Nine-Nine reunion though!
It is safe to say, “willing suspension of disbelief” does quite a lift here, but it is not without it’s holiday sentiment, not to mention hot guy bod.
So… happy thanksgiving!