Babysitter who loves getting me stupid high and dumb and drooly, plopping me down in my playpen with a big plush, putting something romantic (Barney) on the TV, and recording me having special date-night humpy fun with my new boyfriend 🥵
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Wonder what Sammie’s limit of ‘stupid high’ is before you just pass out… maybe if we did like 50mg THC oral, and 200mg THC suppository with a buzzy plug….
Oh wowwwww @////@ At that amount I would definitely go nonverbal & barely be able to even crawl 🔥 And the added stimulation from the buzzy plug would make me so incredibly squirmyyyyy 🥰
I would *love* to help turn you into a Barney-obsessed baby just like me! We can sing and dance and clap along to all his wonderful songs together while we fill our diapeys and snuggle in the playpen 💜
“Th-this is the BESTEST PART!” grunts and squeals the leaky stinky baby bunny, pressing the plush’s diaper to her face (Barney face-first) just in time for the song:
“I wuv woo! You wuv me!” 💜
Having the cutest, whole body-shuddering little sticky cage accident…and the episode isn’t even done yet!
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...for science of course!
but I fear that your enthusiasm may be infectious and I’m only one headspace away from being terminally Barney-babied purely from you… >\\\<‘
But also Baby Bop cause she's the best
“I wuv woo! You wuv me!” 💜
Having the cutest, whole body-shuddering little sticky cage accident…and the episode isn’t even done yet!