My shrinking victims keep saying shit along the lines of “oh so now I’m your pet? Thank god! I’ve been unemployed since two years and my family thinks I’m a burden!” literally what the actual fuck is going on.
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Oh 100%. Personally, for me, I'm pretty sure shrinking has *always* been about the shedding of responsibility, stress, and every day woes. Trading in a very complicated life for a simpler one. Buying peace at the cost of agency.
I’m going to be serious for a second and say that I’ve felt a slight narrative shift over the years. Stories where being shrunken was against one’s will and the desire to grow back dominated before, but now I’ve seen size as more of a comfort thing, with the tinies wanting to remain tiny.
Then again this could be just me, someone should poll this or conduct an actual study to see if it’s true. And if it is indeed true I want it to be coined as “Aspen’s Effect” because it makes me sound important
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All in all, a huge weight off of tired shoulders.
I need to start selling "I could be sucking toes right now" T-shirts