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adamtots.bsky.social • 179 days ago

yummmm

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loan-sharkk.bsky.social•179 days ago

Poor Todd (pronounced Greighson)

lookingglass451.bsky.social•178 days ago

That’s his brother

thecraftybear.bsky.social•176 days ago

His name is spelled Tåhd!

covo375.bsky.social•179 days ago

My dad shared this with the family group chat as one of the funniest things his ever seen.

andrew317.bsky.social•179 days ago

"Marinated cauliflower steak" 😅😅😅

kategodart.bsky.social•179 days ago

it's so cool a bunch of kids are having to go thru the same kinds of shit we did as kids in the 80's! back when it was the style to be psycho about not giving kids any fats at all

jhafero.bsky.social•178 days ago

I initially lost it at "pronounced Todd", and I cackled at "leaves in my yard". 🤣🤣🤣

marthmallow00.bsky.social•179 days ago

Greighson (pronounced Todd) 😭😭

jasonlauchlan.bsky.social•179 days ago

I see what you did there.

slowlys.bsky.social•179 days ago

Greighson pronounced Todd. Outstanding👏

jasoncross.org•179 days ago

Greighson (pronounced "Todd") is a nice easter egg.

mpbizdev.bsky.social•179 days ago

Easter egg of what exactly? What's this referencing?

annamavis.bsky.social•179 days ago

How crunchy white moms give their kids ridiculous names with a bunch of extra, useless vowels that make it hard for other people to know how they're supposed to pronounce it

mpbizdev.bsky.social•179 days ago

But that's the whole joke and not an Easter egg?

annamavis.bsky.social•179 days ago

I think they used "easter egg" to mean a joke within a joke.

jasoncross.org•179 days ago

Nope. It's a Batman/Robin reference.

annamavis.bsky.social•179 days ago

For Dick Grayson/Jason Todd? Would not have put that together from this comment, especially with how Greighson is spelled here.

annamavis.bsky.social•179 days ago

*comic not comment 😑

aliciad93.bsky.social•179 days ago

I highly doubt that unless it’s been confirmed by Adam himself.

jasoncross.org•179 days ago

It's a Batman joke. The first Robin was Dick Grayson. He was later replaced with Jason Todd.

beforedawnfan.bsky.social•166 days ago

mpbizdev.bsky.social•179 days ago

Oh wow. Nice catch!

ryoukomizuno.bsky.social•179 days ago

I would've never gotten that reference but not surprised coming from the guy that had his gay awakening from the Batman & Robin movie 😭

bobobobobob.bsky.social•179 days ago

Don’t forget to add the brainworms

asagifang.bsky.social•179 days ago

Imma be real. I’d share my lunch with that kid

glayshard.bsky.social•179 days ago

"the fuck is this?" legit quote

nickthegamer.bsky.social•179 days ago

you truly are a master of horrors

tofuforevy.bsky.social•179 days ago

The eyes you draw are so scary

siriusface.bsky.social•179 days ago

Cauliflower steak triggered me so hard I barely had time to process my emotions.

philgrafe.bsky.social•179 days ago

😂

madscientist.bsky.social•179 days ago

The only good mommy blog is Anna Kendrick's in "A Simple Favor".

naryacoon.bsky.social•179 days ago

"Wine made me do it" Tbh same

lagzlot.bsky.social•158 days ago

The biggest "the fuck is this?" part is that she didn't add any water to that rice.

cattooart.bsky.social•179 days ago

For some reason, her nails just kill me.

marimorganez.bsky.social•179 days ago

I can’t tell if it’s subtly telling us she’s a lesbian of if she’s such an addict that she shifted her coke nails from her pinky to her thumbs

cattooart.bsky.social•178 days ago

In my experience with lesbian mamas, they're the complete opposite from dead-eyed momfluencers. You get good food from them!

dys-aster.bsky.social•179 days ago

Okay but a grilled and marinated cauliflower steak sounds amazing right now.

bigblueglory.bsky.social•179 days ago

One of your funniest! 😂😂😂 #classic

zenmonkey47.bsky.social•179 days ago

"Ugh, anyone want to trade? Please...?." - Todd

bumhabu.bsky.social•179 days ago

cold rice isnt that bad tbf

aconitecj.bsky.social•179 days ago

You need to learn to cook cauliflower and temph properly for them to taste good lol. They're pretty much blank slates with fun textures.

lordrobin------rm.bsky.social•179 days ago

So, like tofu?

aconitecj.bsky.social•179 days ago

Yes exactly! Both Soy and Tofu are soy based :D

zonbined.bsky.social•174 days ago

I would never have guessed that soy is soy based

aconitecj.bsky.social•174 days ago

I meant to say Temph TwT my brain wasn't in it's right place that day I'm sorry

manlyman95.bsky.social•179 days ago

Don't judge her to hard. Her husband convinced her the baby he brought home was hers, and she just forgot.

bvlikeslinguica.bsky.social•179 days ago

OMG Lore!

bognosticator.bsky.social•179 days ago

She must be new at this. The pros pitch it in the trash after the photo-shoot and send their kid to school with money.

barakoa.bsky.social•178 days ago

This is a classic

camstonefaux.bsky.social•179 days ago

It’s hypocrisy, Todd.
Cold, hard hypocrisy.
Time to bully your classmates for their lunch money, and buy yourself a piece of hot pizza from the private school’s lunch line…

kaptajnen.bsky.social•92 days ago

The highlight of my day as a kid was when I opened my lunchbox and found one of these babies

ultimatefoot.bsky.social•179 days ago

Pronounced "Todd" 😭

habitrenadoods.bsky.social•179 days ago

Yeah what is this, a non-traditional Kanji spelling?

wtscott.bsky.social•179 days ago

yuUMMMM ???

axis77.bsky.social•179 days ago

"Pronounced 'Todd'" 🤣💀

dreadlockblack.bsky.social•179 days ago

Always a classic 😂

farshnuke.bsky.social•179 days ago

Another reason the state should p[ay for free school meals. You don't know if their parents are hipsters

dustymewtwo.bsky.social•179 days ago

people like that should have their children taken away

marcmancuso.bsky.social•131 days ago

I barklaughed so hard at '(pronounced "Todd")' my tongue left my body.

Am doing a theft: Geighchile pronounced "Dawson" or "Madison" or what-have-you.

thewipmaster.bsky.social•179 days ago

Yummo 😭

wudelu.bsky.social•179 days ago

Marinated cauliflower steak. I'm curious on what that tastes like.

acinixys.bsky.social•179 days ago

I like the name gag. Have you seen the post about the woman who wanted to call her kid Rafferty, but spell it Raefarty?

Top teir quality IRL shitposting.

thecraftybear.bsky.social•176 days ago

The top giggle of r/tragedeigh. "A farty little rae of sunshine"... 😆