Okay so new farm life story time: Title: Why I wish all alpaca a terrible death So this morning Im comfily sleeping in my bed, no work today I should have time to get some extra shut eye. Then all of a sudden im met with the terrifying sound of what sounds like an alpaca screaming bloody murder. - ThreadSky

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tellahhi.bsky.social • 205 days ago

Okay so new farm life story time:
Title: Why I wish all alpaca a terrible death
So this morning Im comfily sleeping in my bed, no work today I should have time to get some extra shut eye. Then all of a sudden im met with the terrifying sound of what sounds like an alpaca screaming bloody murder.

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tellahhi.bsky.social•205 days ago

other around. WHY TODAY OF ALL DAYS DO THEY WANT TO SCREAM LIKE DEMONS? Idk. Ive never heard them scream like that, but goodness I want to put my foot through the stupid white furred one right now still.

TLDR Alpaca are worthless cunts who deserve to die.

tellahhi.bsky.social•205 days ago

A bit of relief hits me as I see my horse hanging around the front gate. Hes not chasing them. Okay I say to myself what is making them scream like that because I still havent seen them anywhere. Eventually I get a view of them. Theres nothing going on. One of the cunts is just trying to boss the

tellahhi.bsky.social•205 days ago

I dont see them anywhere but I know my horse absolutely hates them. Hes old, mostly blind, and grumpy due to being like 100 in horse years and maybe today was just the day he snaps and tries to murder those deplorable cuntbags. I run downstairs trying to put clothes on before I get out the door.

tellahhi.bsky.social•205 days ago

Instantly my eyes shoot open. Adrenaline pumping through my body. What is in the enclosure with the alpaca. Thankfully I can just look outside my window to see where they hang out. My heart drops to see the gate is open. Oh no...

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