If a fic is going to try to GENUINELY use the word "womb" in a sexy way, it needs to REALLY sell it to me and not slap me in the face with it within 10 paragraphs (most of which are just dialogue lines!!!) like bruh I know I love to shock my readers and just in media res right into the sex but wow - ThreadSky

jffgldblm90s.bsky.social • 53 days ago

If a fic is going to try to GENUINELY use the word "womb" in a sexy way, it needs to REALLY sell it to me and not slap me in the face with it within 10 paragraphs (most of which are just dialogue lines!!!) like bruh I know I love to shock my readers and just in media res right into the sex but wow

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lexirosewrites.bsky.social•53 days ago

womb hater jeff🫢 how dare you claim there’s no heat-seeking missile dick that can target it directly!!!

jffgldblm90s.bsky.social•53 days ago

this was literally fingers and the discovery of a womb 10 lines in. I honestly coulda bought the womb-seeking dick missile a little better, I think

jffgldblm90s.bsky.social•53 days ago

Anyway the womb later SPOKE (psychically) and I dipped. I gotta be talked into that level of nonsense. I must be convinced the uterus is capable of independent sexy sentience

loxandknots.bsky.social•52 days ago

I cannot read the word without hearing the "womblands/Womb Lance" from TikTok so I am ruined

jffgldblm90s.bsky.social•53 days ago

ALSO HE COULD NOT FUCKING FEEL OUT THE WOMB. That was a cervix at BEST bro, it is very hard to figure that stuff out. He is a mechanical engineer, also. I know that little slut doesn't know what a uterus feels like by palpation alone

jffgldblm90s.bsky.social•53 days ago

I know this because TMI!!!!!! when you are playing with large insertion toys you absolutely thunk into all sorts of internal organs (yours and others) and they aren't terribly different feeling tbh except that your organs often don't like getting thunked

stevehairingtit.bsky.social•52 days ago

I have to ask. Is this another jayvik fic?

jffgldblm90s.bsky.social•52 days ago

Yes 😔

stevehairingtit.bsky.social•52 days ago

You don't need to do this to yourself

jffgldblm90s.bsky.social•52 days ago

But……. I love to suffer….. not like this though yeesh

stevehairingtit.bsky.social•52 days ago

I think the psychic womb was a warning shot from the universe

jffgldblm90s.bsky.social•52 days ago

Real, that’s what I get for trying to read fixits — I gotta read only emotionally brutal mixed canon compliant fics, obviously

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