Talking about shaved balls in voice chat: Me: Sometimes when I forget to shave before seeing my boyfriend I pull over on the highway with a lighter and it sucks. [Beat] @catohusky.bsky.social: "WHAT. THE. FUCK??" [VC erupts in laughter] - ThreadSky

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longhaulhoss.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Talking about shaved balls in voice chat:
Me: Sometimes when I forget to shave before seeing my boyfriend I pull over on the highway with a lighter and it sucks.

[Beat]

@catohusky.bsky.social: "WHAT. THE. FUCK??"

[VC erupts in laughter]

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starlightserpent.bsky.social•1 day ago

Dearest NO!! I love that you shave them for me, but please never put fire near them!

glaerdhorse.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, dragons breath fire, so technically

starlightserpent.bsky.social•1 day ago

True, but I make sure not to let anything get singed when I'm down there. 😉

cabalittle.bsky.social•1 day ago

You gotta start keeping some spare wax strips in the glove compartment

longhaulhoss.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is that REALLY better?

cabalittle.bsky.social•1 day ago

Less chance of chestnuts roasting over an open fire

lafayel.furry.horse•1 day ago

Also I’m glad you shave for @starlightserpent.bsky.social

lafayel.furry.horse•1 day ago

Amazing

crackerboxjimmy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Aaaaaaaaaa…. can’t even consider the level of suck this would be.

longhaulhoss.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's a distance game. Ya can't put flame to flesh, but you also have to be close enough to make a difference.
I call the sweet spot "The Singe Zone"

crackerboxjimmy.bsky.social•1 day ago

May I reiterate: Aaaaaaaaaaaa

longhaulhoss.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hahahah

glaerdhorse.bsky.social•1 day ago

I thought the lighter would be a light source. I've never heard about that technique haha

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