I'm waiting for my first winter in norcal and if I'm see a stuck cybertruck I will be so tempted to pull up and say "you stuck? That sucks." and drive off. - ThreadSky

neolithicsheep.bsky.social • 1 day ago

I'm waiting for my first winter in norcal and if I'm see a stuck cybertruck I will be so tempted to pull up and say "you stuck? That sucks." and drive off.

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WE SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AND WE'VE GOT DINNER AND A SHOW HAHAHAHAHAHA

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tinajkl.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’d always felt a little bit of smug satisfaction pulling a $100,000 car that got stuck in the snow out with my 2006 high mileage very beat up Subaru “ so how is that Ferrari working out for you?”

treasaigh.bsky.social•1 day ago

"You can't park there, sir"

nolabarrett.bsky.social•1 day ago

My aunt lives near Grass Valley and I feel like you might also throw in some misdirection, like, 'Once you get loose, just follow the road for maybe 5 miles and then take a sharp left, that'll get you there.' Because anywhere in that general area this will end badly for an out of town driver.

redshiftsinger.bsky.social•1 day ago

I like to get ahead of them and then slow down to obsessively obey the speed limit.

By which I mean, staying 2-5mph *under* the speed limit.

Particularly on low-traffic one-lane roads where it’s unlikely to annoy anyone else and they can’t just pass in another lane.

redshiftsinger.bsky.social•1 day ago

(But if there’s no traffic and they *try* to pass… I can accelerate faster than they can 😂)

redshiftsinger.bsky.social•1 day ago

I do NOT have Towing Power so I can’t just drive off laughing when they’re stuck very effectively (don’t need it, my car’s just a daily-commuter), but I DO have a zippy little thing and I’m not above taking advantage of that zippiness.

anjelabug.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm looking at the Cyberduck there and thinking "rust! rust! rust! rust!" at it.

robinbobcat.bsky.social•1 day ago

Probably for the best - apparently they come *right* apart when you attach a winch...

robinbobcat.bsky.social•1 day ago

(which, no tears shed, but they'd probably try and sue your ass...)

jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm livid that all the ones in Anchorage seem to have survived the winter

moonmayor.bsky.social•1 day ago

Back in March there was a bonfire of cyber trucks. Between four to seven! Three are confirmed different vehicles because they were wrapped, there were four sightings of the fingerprint, water stained silver shits. Was it the same one, or separate ones I will never know.

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