Has Anybody Seen My Balls (GOP lament, excerpt)
["Has Anybody Seen My Girl"]
Lightly used, slightly bruised
But Trump and Musk won't be refused
Has anybody seen my balls?
Very small, think Ken doll
Tender? Yes, as I recall
Has anybody seen my balls? 1/4
Dear Congressman Moulton,
Trump will protest his patriotism to the bitter end and decry his opponents with his dying breath. For now, he continues to weaken your country in order to tighten his grip on it.
And like Putin, he will maintain the facade of democracy even as your country and its people lie broken and powerless. By the authority of every American president who has fought to protect the freedom of his people, unite and lead your fellow congressmen and women.
Unite and lead the many millions of decent men and women of your country. Ensure that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
Please consider holding town halls in their districts! The idea has been floated around by others, and I think it’s a great way to meet the people where they are while they’re being abandoned by their reps
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["Has Anybody Seen My Girl"]
Lightly used, slightly bruised
But Trump and Musk won't be refused
Has anybody seen my balls?
Very small, think Ken doll
Tender? Yes, as I recall
Has anybody seen my balls? 1/4
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult
Trump will protest his patriotism to the bitter end and decry his opponents with his dying breath. For now, he continues to weaken your country in order to tighten his grip on it.