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icklenellierose.bsky.social • 57 days ago

The perfect murder weapon does not exis-

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theydes.bsky.social•57 days ago

Wow, I didn't realise you were such a dark horse lol.

kgalaxia.bsky.social•57 days ago

I can picture Ghostface killing someone with this so badly... and gruesomely actually... uhhh

New Years!!! Yippee!!!

basitali92.bsky.social•57 days ago

can definitely imagine a smothering with this pillow and line delivery

vonblade.bsky.social•57 days ago

The popcorn on the floor is probably the worst thing in this image.

gregster84.bsky.social•57 days ago

I am desperately hoping that this is your bedroom 🤣

mrshashybear.bsky.social•57 days ago

Bedroom? No
Murder room? Also no, that's the egg room

mmengardamusic.bsky.social•57 days ago

Just sitting here appreciating how you've filled the alt text descriptions with such care and detail.

Turns out you're the perfect murder weapon, because you're killing it! (Btw, where do I get this? 😆)

Hope you have a fantastic and safe night, happy new year. 🎉

bpphantom.bsky.social•57 days ago

manspyder.bsky.social•57 days ago

At least they'd die comfortably, surrounded by highly questionable decor.

mattress757.bsky.social•50 days ago

Giant plasticine hidden as a wall decoration/headboard is indeed the best murder weapon.

blearyline7.bsky.social•57 days ago

'I tried going outside once.... but the graphics weren't very good'

'Learning is important - but gaming is importaner'

petercscott.bsky.social•57 days ago

And the length of the days. What's wrong with 45 minute days? Why aren't they standard across the whole planet?

krimzonknight.bsky.social•57 days ago

sgt-johnkeel.bsky.social•54 days ago

Took me a minute. :P I can't help but wonder if having a "You Died" from Dark Souls pillow would be better? But that might require being nerdy enough to have DS bedsheets... Which I clearly am not, as a normal, mature adult man...

fistoffiori.bsky.social•57 days ago

The popcorn over the carpet alone would give me conniptions here.

bergeruk.bsky.social•57 days ago

Wow. Mental note; do not piss off Ellen. Sheesh.

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