I'd sooner show my internet history to Bsky, sit in a room with every ex AND every person I've had (or have) a crush on, and have every smutty fic bookmark read out loud by my mother to my peers and colleagues than ever own something this embarrassing.
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Almost former Agent
You could waterboard me. You could hook me up to a car battery and rev the engine every ten seconds. You could whip my nutsack with a knotted rope. You could do all these things and I still would never, ever admit to owning something this embarrassing.
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