Leaked documents suggest the former president planned to charge a minimum of $10 million per guest, with a special “Presidential Suite” featuring a golf simulator calibrated to match Earth’s g
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However, NASA officials quickly debunked the rumors, stating that no such project exists and that launching golf carts into space would be “wildly impractical.”
Moments later, sources close to Trump released a statement saying, “This is fake news, but it would’ve been the greatest golf course in the galaxy. Maybe one day. Maybe soon. We’ll see.”
Kidding, of course. But admit it—you almost believed it for a second. 🍊🍕💩
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However, NASA officials quickly debunked the rumors, stating that no such project exists and that launching golf carts into space would be “wildly impractical.”
Kidding, of course. But admit it—you almost believed it for a second. 🍊🍕💩