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theoatmeal.bsky.social • 4 days ago

🪳karaoke🪳

Unfriendly reminder: if you blasted this song as a kid you probably know your cholesterol and BP well too...

Why do you have to hurt me like this? I don't even know you! BP is looking good, and cholesterol is better than last year, by the way 🤣

As I prepare to attend the Metallica concert in Blacksburg tomorrow, this makes me feel attacked.

We can go older, get us some Powerman 5000! This is what it's like when WORLDS COLLIDE!

Ouch. Is that how these kids today see us? That hurts almost as much as my back hurts when I’ve slept wrong.

oh dear lort, this has to be one of your top 5

You should come to Portland and I’ll take you to stripperaoke at Devils Point. It’s a whole other level of weird, while also being kind of awesome.

I am in this picture and I don't like it. 🪳

I’m missing the context and I don’t like it either. 😂

Those of us who remember when this song came out are not as young as we used to be.

Oooooh. What’s sad i was young when this came out. 😂. It’s been a day, thank you for helping me figure it out.

The only reason nursing homes won't see a surge of twerking is the chronic back pain.

Shhhh.

Been rewatching Exploding Kittens. When is Season 2 dropping?

Do they have gamer rigz in old folks homes yet? Because it’s coming sooner than later..

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