RIP my mentions. To everyone defending cybertruck owners, we're gonna throw eggs at you too. - ThreadSky

rosalarian.bsky.social • 7 days ago

RIP my mentions. To everyone defending cybertruck owners, we're gonna throw eggs at you too.

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saminpittsburgh.bsky.social•7 days ago

What about bird seed? Just needs some bird-safe adhesive.

planetcarnival.bsky.social•7 days ago

Eggs? In THIS economy? 😁

tricksterbard.bsky.social•6 days ago

r/cyberstuck for more cool doy ideas that are completely unrelated i promise ;) ;) ;)

tricksterbard.bsky.social•6 days ago

*diy

tehsteele.bsky.social•7 days ago

I may have seen this truck, unless there are more people doing it.😁

bsinni.bsky.social•7 days ago

Too expensive to throw eggs

pwallinga.bsky.social•7 days ago

We gotta bring back rotten produce throwing. If they take our ADHD meds, we're gonna be forgetting a lot more produce in the vegetable bin anyway

greenlightening.bsky.social•7 days ago

If only we had the eggs to throw.

space---ranger.bsky.social•7 days ago

Urban or rural you should get chickens.

sparrowflybynight.bsky.social•7 days ago

Tomatoes.

greenlightening.bsky.social•7 days ago

Better be fast. Those mostly come from Mexico, and eventually some kind of tariff is gonna stick.

sparrowflybynight.bsky.social•7 days ago

I grow them. They are like weeds....

sparrowflybynight.bsky.social•7 days ago

And they are really easy to grow.

sparrowflybynight.bsky.social•7 days ago

I was thinking about making a trebuchet. We have one of those garbage cans in the neighborhood....

greenlightening.bsky.social•7 days ago

This is true! But usually the ones home grown taste so much better than store bought. Shame to throw them.

damianou.bsky.social•7 days ago

We grow these in Canada too. Even in winter. Alas.

greenlightening.bsky.social•7 days ago

Canada is the home of Vachon Passion Flakie and will always be superior to the US for this reason alone.

damianou.bsky.social•7 days ago

lol. I had to google this. I am not up on my own culture apparently.

dccassandra.bsky.social•7 days ago

Zing!

rosalarian.bsky.social•7 days ago

That's why we only use rotten ones. Not gonna waste my good eggs.

randomperson666.bsky.social•7 days ago

You could throw your own poop. That is recycling 😀

jenelaina.bsky.social•7 days ago

mthead.bsky.social•7 days ago

"Shit he musta done *somethin'.* They threw fifty thousand dollars worth of eggs at his car!"

gsvid.bsky.social•7 days ago

But rocks are free

arahman97.bsky.social•7 days ago

Just ask a farmer for the rejects.

keithchouinard.bsky.social•7 days ago

Potatoes are the new eggs

r3fugiado.bsky.social•7 days ago

lol.. not to defend them, but you should think they were stupid enough to buy that crap for that price... Don't punch down man /s

dccassandra.bsky.social•7 days ago

Have you seen @ididthat.bsky.social stickers? Just a non edible option for Tesla mischief

mintii.bsky.social•6 days ago

When you collect enough rotten eggs, come down to Ann Arbor. I know where the cybertruck mother nest is located 😈

rebelgenx.bsky.social•6 days ago

Oh wow idk that ! Yikes.

mintii.bsky.social•6 days ago

Exactly, they don't want you to know. It's in a random off street.
I kept driving by the new Tesla dealership wondering, "Where the heck are those ugly dumpsters?"

And then one day I found they are hidden in a separate location. 🤫

rebelgenx.bsky.social•6 days ago

Wow. I agree. Ugly af too

maggyw.bsky.social•7 days ago

Maybe rotten fruit ? Eggs are precious these days.

broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social•7 days ago

Eggs are too expensive.

Bricks are cheaper.

musicalhistorian.bsky.social•7 days ago

I think the industry standard for testing Cybertruck windows is to throw a steel ball at it.

broadwayjoefyvm.bsky.social•6 days ago

Or hammers. Or Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, if you can afford it.

essenceofsoy.bsky.social•7 days ago

Rocks are even better, free, and they're everywhere!

talonmasterkrem.bsky.social•7 days ago

Paint too, paint on it some particularly strong words.

pixelsbyprince.bsky.social•6 days ago

Careful with that paint, you might accidentally protect some of the steel.

aquafenfen.bsky.social•7 days ago

I have cans of Chef Boyardee 😄

mjfgates.bsky.social•7 days ago

You know, the "for my family" excuse completely doesn't work for that stuff.

angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social•6 days ago

Why not poop? A self sustaining resource, abundant and free

th3oasis.bsky.social•6 days ago

It would be irresponsible to throw an egg at a cybertruck. You might smash the window.

sashiebgood.bsky.social•6 days ago

Also, have you seen the price of eggs lately?? Dog shit in a bag is free.

yeahboibebop.bsky.social•6 days ago

Massachusetts is becoming overrun, even outside of the Boston burbs

p-r333.bsky.social•7 days ago

No! Tomatoes eggs are too expensive

cheerytomato.bsky.social•7 days ago

Oy! Nobody is throwing me anywhere near a Cybertruck!

cws1958.bsky.social•7 days ago

Fill a balloon with paint, throw that.
It might be an improvement I Doubt it

cheerytomato.bsky.social•7 days ago

I saw a picture of a cypertruck completely covered in graffiti. It was indeed an improvement.

p-r333.bsky.social•7 days ago

Los Angeles knows what’s up!

calicomakes.bsky.social•7 days ago

Just water would probably rust it, I could use the paint

cws1958.bsky.social•6 days ago

Cleaning vinegar probably eat right through that junk

mystiewolffe.bsky.social•7 days ago

I would absolutely throw tomatoes. I swear they are rotten just sitting AT the grocery store every time I go now, and surely immediately after I get home otherwise

sewingdeadgirl.bsky.social•7 days ago

Don't waste eggs. Just throw water at it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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