If 1500 Black people broke into Target, smeared feces in the aisles, tased the loss prevention manager & threatened to kill the VP if he certified the board’s DEI vote… Trump would pardon them, right? - ThreadSky

michaelharriot.bsky.social • 39 days ago

If 1500 Black people broke into Target, smeared feces in the aisles, tased the loss prevention manager & threatened to kill the VP if he certified the board’s DEI vote…

Trump would pardon them, right?

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myt00sense.bsky.social•39 days ago

Pardon them? The DOJ would reopen the Civil Rights Division immediately.

harveys59.bsky.social•39 days ago

Yep right! I’m still concerned about BLM protesters. Biden should have pardoned them.

patdorsey.bsky.social•39 days ago

And it would be a day of love, right!

flyby9.bsky.social•38 days ago

Hell no! Trump would have his gangsters sentence them to the death penalty. Right away. 💯

donamaria52.bsky.social•33 days ago

You know him quite well.

skyzthalimit.bsky.social•39 days ago

There would be life sentences for just about everyone who didn’t get the death penalty! 🤷🏾‍♂️

ssbrenn.bsky.social•39 days ago

I'm cutting up my Target red card as we speak. The sound of 70 mil wallets snapping shut could get big business to lift their heads from the trough of greed.

kimoralynn.bsky.social•39 days ago

Sure....right after he'll froze over.

cthonichermes.bsky.social•39 days ago

I forgot about the feces part - it was an all out collective psychotic break provoked by a toddler only concerned with his toys

twitterrefugee63.bsky.social•39 days ago

They would be cleaning the target out for days of all the dead bodies like it was the first game of Squid Game

lsm1234.bsky.social•38 days ago

Cops would have killed them in the Target rather than escorting them out or whatever that was that happened on J6

ohgeejabari.bsky.social•39 days ago

I was shopping in CostCo yesterday. Didn’t even need half of the stuff in my cart. Shopping in spite.

v-ron.bsky.social•39 days ago

A Target...maybe
Bass Pro...maybe not

jackjack59.bsky.social•38 days ago

Like 🫰

infamousbrave.bsky.social•39 days ago

Don’t forget the pipe bombs the planted

veronkina24.bsky.social•38 days ago

Sadly enough we know the answer : no

aprilneo.bsky.social•39 days ago

Oh sure! 🙄 Just like if President Obama had been convicted of even 2 or 3 of crimes 🍊💩 has been convicted of, and they had their way, President Obama would be in Guantanamo for life.

orlamccool.bsky.social•39 days ago

Yeah...nope. 😕

drducko.bsky.social•39 days ago

Were they wearing MAGA hats?

salentz.bsky.social•39 days ago

According to Mike Johnson, they would deserve a second chance.

comediandannakiel.bsky.social•39 days ago

A second chance to What?

salentz.bsky.social•39 days ago

That’s what Johnson said about the J6 pardons. That those convicted criminals who attacked the Capitol police officers deserve a second chance. I would hope he extends that charity to other criminals too.

resepeeps-18.bsky.social•39 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

desdemonasrocket.bsky.social•38 days ago

Only those doing cheetolini’s bidding.

pink2233.bsky.social•39 days ago

Naw because they would have been executed by now.

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