I will skedaddle

how many “hi” can i get in 24h?
1-5 delete your account
6-9 DEACTIVATE
10-15 MOVE TO INSTAGRAM
16-25 DELETE UR SOCIALS
26-50 youre kinda cool
51-60 youre amazing
61-74 youre popular
74-87 unbelievable popular
87-99 the goat
100+ where're y'all coming from
1000+ you have ascended