Trump is about to fuck up hard. You can't mess with America's treats. - ThreadSky

whatahellofawaytodad.com • 29 days ago

Trump is about to fuck up hard. You can't mess with America's treats.

Reposted from Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈

Come ON man just ban all trade with other countries at this point and get it over with.

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tapesinside.bsky.social•29 days ago

trump's america has three types of food in the walmart grocery section and it's corn, corn products and corn fed beef

iamdad.bsky.social•29 days ago

My favorite part is basically no farmers are online enough to even see this message. And it doesn’t even state what will be priority

iamdad.bsky.social•29 days ago

It’s almost planting season and if we aren’t exporting there is going to be absolute chaos if they have to guess what the new needs are

drunkcharisma.bsky.social•29 days ago

Oh they're online, as long as we consider Telegram to be online.

nslayton.bsky.social•29 days ago

This is almost certainly going to cause limes and avocados to spike in cost....just as Cinco de Mayo rolls around and Americans really want that stuff.

nslayton.bsky.social•29 days ago

Americans the second the can't get copious amounts of imported food and snacks:

whatahellofawaytodad.com•29 days ago

Your average suburban household is held together with a series of treats. It's the backbone of the American family. You want to tell a bunch of people with guns that cheese-its are doubling in price?

whatahellofawaytodad.com•29 days ago

No more tea and coffee, it's White Monster drinks in every pot

tapesinside.bsky.social•29 days ago

do they grow sugar in louisiana, otherwise it's over for vanilla monster and non-diet coke

drunkcharisma.bsky.social•29 days ago

The US is a net importer of sugar, but I feel like you're forgetting that all these drinks are HFCS baby. And who's the number one corn cobbers in the world? USA! USA! Don't worry about eating any other fruits or vegetables in the future though, it's gonna be nothing but soy, corn, and wheat.

charltonlack.bsky.social•29 days ago

Oops! No bread. All circuses

powerful.crabf.art•29 days ago

Would they? I thought we were a net exporter for most grains, this would flood the market and cause domestic prices to crash

whatahellofawaytodad.com•29 days ago

Wait, cheap cheez-its now? I'm back in

powerful.crabf.art•29 days ago

Yeah, probably have one cheap year before all the farmers go out of business

drunkcharisma.bsky.social•29 days ago

We may have to dip into the US strategic cheese reserve... Unless we put together an Oceans 11 team to rob those caves in Missouri...

drunkcharisma.bsky.social•29 days ago

Also IIRC we are net importers of barley and rice. So beer is going to get pricy.

ernekid.bsky.social•29 days ago

squidnapper.bsky.social•28 days ago

Truly a stunning gesture of solidarity with Cuba to sanction ourselves like this.

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