Short term, you shoot yourself in the foot. Long term, you develop gangrene and die of fucking sepsis.
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Tim Onion
Short term, I shoot myself in the foot. Long term, it's good news. I learn to walk without the foot. I do a three-legged hop, a tarantulan creep. Babadook-like movements. People will ask "why do you do this?" and I will say "it's important I blow my foot off for no reason." They respect this.
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