So, going to school in the eighties, we were taught that Tito was perfect (of course he was not, because NOBODY fucking is), we read the insane stories from his childhood etc. And we also knew the story of Tito's perfect German Shepherd Luks (sometimes also called Reks) - ThreadSky

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ivat.bsky.social • 36 days ago

So, going to school in the eighties, we were taught that Tito was perfect (of course he was not, because NOBODY fucking is), we read the insane stories from his childhood etc. And we also knew the story of Tito's perfect German Shepherd Luks (sometimes also called Reks)

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ivat.bsky.social•36 days ago

Tito rescued the dog from being on a short chain and neglected, and then the dog saved Tito's life when he jumped on him and saved him from a bomb. Yeah, I know it's bullshit. I knew it was bullshit even back then. https://redafrica-travel.com/the-dog-responsible-for-yugoslavia/

ivat.bsky.social•36 days ago

However, what I did not know was that Hitler also had a German Shepherd. I have no idea why I missed that piece of info, especially since I'd adored Germies since I was born (I still do. I think they're the perfect dog)

ivat.bsky.social•36 days ago

So, my mind decided to do this: Hey, Tito had a perfect dog, so Hitler could not have had one, and besides, who'd name their dog (most probably, also a Germie!) 'Blondi'? Those dogs are NOT blonde!

ivat.bsky.social•36 days ago

So, proudly and confidently I say:

C) Cat!

ivat.bsky.social•36 days ago

And walk home with the money from the first milestone, which was less than a week's pay. We spent that money on dinner and drinks that evening.

ivat.bsky.social•36 days ago

My friends have since been making fun of me and Hitler's cat, who is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful German Shepherds you'll ever see!

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