Every time something bad happens in Buffy, she grabs a crossbow and is like "I'll take care of it," and every time she shoots her ONE arrow she misses and then the monster immediately swats the crossbow away - ThreadSky

jacobgeller.com • 2 days ago

Every time something bad happens in Buffy, she grabs a crossbow and is like "I'll take care of it," and every time she shoots her ONE arrow she misses and then the monster immediately swats the crossbow away

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muhkat.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m sorry but Buffy should pack a gun.

I mean, this is America-it isn’t like it’s something she isn’t allowed to have, and even if it doesn’t kill Vampires, most demons can still be killed with conventional firearms and it isn’t as if it doesn’t hurt vampires.

silo64.bsky.social•2 days ago

So she's basically the Democratic party, although at least she's trying to shoot

rosero.bsky.social•2 days ago

Your Buffy posting got me to start this and I'm amazed by every choice made by our characters

tcrowley.bsky.social•2 days ago

Every time

tobeydeys.bsky.social•1 day ago

But she’s, you know, Buffy ⚔️

vonneely.bsky.social•2 days ago

She clearly didn't actually play the Dawnguard DLC.

emilafae.bsky.social•2 days ago

You gotta admire her commitment to the bit

19magathann.bsky.social•2 days ago

Welcome to network television. It's even worse with Supernatural.

niccneim.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's about sending a message

bodegainc.bsky.social•2 days ago

I guess that’s why she’s not called Bowfy.

massiveq.bsky.social•2 days ago

To be fair, we don't see all the nights where the crossbow works and she's home by 2, those would be boring episodes.

cavegift.bsky.social•2 days ago

i think she should do the thing she did with The Judge to literally every enemy she comes across

jacobgeller.com•2 days ago

If Buffy brought a pair of knuckle dusters instead of a crossbow she'd be home and in bed by 11pm

innuendostudios.bsky.social•2 days ago

but that's just going through the motions, walking through the part

maxbaroi.bsky.social•2 days ago

It feels very Joss Whedon to have one episode where the crossbow works and then they spend last half of the episode at their children's nightclub just catching up on high school gossip

deflare.bsky.social•2 days ago

Now I'm imagining a punch-dagger, but with a wooden stake on the knuckles instead of a knife.

mogarprime17.bsky.social•2 days ago

Giles gently pushes the crossbow down, "Buffy, please stop trying to make the crossbow your thing. It's not working."

mitchyd.bsky.social•2 days ago

It’s no Mr. Pointy that’s for sure.

gendor64.bsky.social•2 days ago

She is, by all accounts, literally me. Just replace the crossbow with whatever is more situationally appropriate.

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