How many HR managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ten - one to put in the new bulb and nine to make sure it's done according to company policy.
No HR manager would actually perform work. All ten of them would watch an employee screw in the bulb and then criticize the work and put the employee on corrective action, but only after the employee flipped on the light switch so they could see their clipboards in order to sign the paperwork.
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