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cheppoly.bsky.social • 30 days ago

i wish i was a costco hot dog

rotating in the lil cooker oven thing and doing just fine

that should be me

Well, just wishing isn't going to make it happen.

i'm trying my best dave

I too wish I were $1.50

I’m actually gonna have a CostCo trip tomorrow. I will think of this tweet 🙏

please get a hot dog and think of me

I did it!

🫣 omg your dog is exposed!!!

dressy said "oh fucking chep" when i showed her this ahdgdjdgjsgd

she wouldn't be speaking about me that way if i was a beloved and cherished costco hot dog

true you would be inhaled instead

a swift end is all i desire

ive inflicted unspeakable pain upon you

take responsibility for this

I somehow understand the mood....

to be $1.50....with a soda

i will never offer the joy and value of a $1.50 hot dog soda combo

valued at a buck fifty

that would be a big boost for me

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