So. Just ascended Angron looks a bit scrawny compared to 10 thousand years later - ThreadSky

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evilkipper.bsky.social • 9 days ago

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Just ascended Angron looks a bit scrawny compared to 10 thousand years later

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theeothermatt.bsky.social•4 days ago

You have to work those boons to get a god bod.

jameshodden.bsky.social•9 days ago

Clearly carrying resin Angron around helped plastic Angron to bulk up.

puffycurry.bsky.social•9 days ago

[Rocky Balboa training montage over the course of 10,000 years]

evilkipper.bsky.social•9 days ago

That lad clearly has spent the majority of the years since the Horus Heresy in the gym.

Which makes me wonder…. Are Fulgrim, Angron, Mortarion and Magnus all Realms of Chaos Gym Buddies?

evilkipper.bsky.social•9 days ago

Magnus clearly works out. But how does he curl anything with those chest horns?

evilkipper.bsky.social•9 days ago

Mortarion? Would you really want to use a machine after him?

evilkipper.bsky.social•9 days ago

Fulgrim? I mean, how does he do cardio? The cross fit and exercise bike just aren’t going to cut the mustard. It’s got to be a 5 mile slither on the treadmill.

evilkipper.bsky.social•9 days ago

And honestly, I wouldn’t want to use the machines after Fulgrim either.

https://media.tenor.com/OJkHlSa6OGUAAAPo/exercise-hump.mp4

evilkipper.bsky.social•9 days ago

This is the sort of nonsense that takes up like 80% of my hobby time. It always felt too silly to share when I had silly numbers of followers all taking things very seriously on Twitter. But the gloves are off now! Hahahaha

Well, unless I’m using the machine after Mortarion. Eww.

voiceofkosh.bsky.social•9 days ago

Pre and post lockdown.

tari-too.bsky.social•9 days ago

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