My Steinway-branded Srixon Marathon launches across the course with superior aerodynamic performance and lands perfectly on the fairway. The other golfers gawp to witness such perfection. "She golfs like she's playing Mozart on a Steinway Model D," they whisper in awe.
The Ralph Lauren pony logo by itself, frankly, does not do enough to broadcast that you are a man of fine taste. If you double up with the polo pony AND the Steinway logo, though, that will get the message across
Dudes, not sure how to shoot your shot with a lady? Picture this
Her: Oh no, you've got a stain on your sleeve!
You: That's not a stain, it's the insignia for Steinway and Sons, on whose pianos my fingers grow strong and nimble. And you know what else I can do with strong and nimble fingers—
If someone is calling a substitute organist at the last minute they’ve got a serious problem. And serious problems require serious bags.
Introducing Steinway & Sons organ shoes bag. Could also hold gym equipment, but we know you don’t actually own a squash racquet, you just “wish you played more.”
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"The Steinway-branded lightweight zip-up hoodie vest? Yeah, I am."
Her: Oh no, you've got a stain on your sleeve!
You: That's not a stain, it's the insignia for Steinway and Sons, on whose pianos my fingers grow strong and nimble. And you know what else I can do with strong and nimble fingers—
Introducing Steinway & Sons organ shoes bag. Could also hold gym equipment, but we know you don’t actually own a squash racquet, you just “wish you played more.”