Welcome back to work, wage slaves! It's a new year and a new quarter! I hope you all maximize your output for the benefits of management. Remember that the lowest performer this quarter like every quarter is demoted to office bitch. - ThreadSky

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gummigirl.com • 57 days ago

Welcome back to work, wage slaves!

It's a new year and a new quarter! I hope you all maximize your output for the benefits of management. Remember that the lowest performer this quarter like every quarter is demoted to office bitch.

Comments

carmeliacameo.bsky.social•57 days ago

I would like some one-on-one coaching from management. I swear I'm a hard worker and love to please any quotas they might require

bluject.bsky.social•57 days ago

I’ll try my best :)

hunkofrubber.bsky.social•57 days ago

This hunk of rubber is happy to be another faceless rubber employee at your disposal. Any manual labor or physical work it can handle efficiently and without delay.
The same is true for anybdisicipline or training it may require to become even more efficient.

Perfectly null.

gummigirl.com•57 days ago

Speaking of, please be aware Mx. Benson, from sales has been reassigned to Customer Satisfaction after back-to-back quarters of unsatisfactory performance. We expect their mouth to fulfill their new role much better.

Have a productive quarter!

V/r,
Mx. Management