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I would pull his finger (whilst wearing gloves) hoping he would violently shart himself and prolapse in front of the world’s press.
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Lmaoooo
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What if I need to clear the leaves from my driveway?
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Don't tell me what to do
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Rudy Giuliani sounds like the name of a terrible Ska band
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🤣🤣
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Needs the cat in the next pic ..🤔
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totally...i don't have the skills, but you know someone will do it
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If you do somehow a third tower gets hit
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😆😆😆
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I imagine at this point the skin would slip off like and over cooked chicken
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You made me bust out laughing at my desk. 😆
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🤭
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You pull it and he dissolves like the wicked witch
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At this point you pull his finger and his asshole might just fall out 🤣
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Jenna Ellis knows covid farts are no laughing matter
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Bio hazard!
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Man, I wish he was here. He's hilarious! 😂
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Childish but I literally laughed out loud.
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Does he fart or does his hair run?
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All these things couldn’t happen to a nicer guy 😂
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You make me laugh
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i like to find some funny things to mix in with the hard truths!
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If you do then YOU can clear up the mess !
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At least he is asking now instead of just letting them fly in the courtroom
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Hilarious!
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So THAT'S why they call him "Rooty TOOTY - NOT Fresh & Fruity"?😂
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😂
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I have a strict rule to never touch human waste.
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😆😆😆😆
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Don't pull the finger you unleash the apocoshits !
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🤣🤣🤣
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Yep, if he doesn't fart his hair dye will run down his face. He really screwed up his life.
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This court artist should be paid a MEEEELION dollars.
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If you do, his hair follicles secrete black hair dye like some demonic Chia pet
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I have zero sympathy for Rudi. The real insanity though is that he was a minion and lost everything, and the ringleader gets to be the president.
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Don't worry the dumpster will pardon him and magic him a few million from "undisclosed sources"
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Will he though? I don’t think he cares enough about anyone but himself to do that.

Also probably blames Rudi for failing to overturn the 2020 election result.

I think throwing his sycophants under the bus is a hobby. 🤷‍♂️
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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"And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for these meddling kids and their dog!"
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Especially in court. He's probably in diapers too, just to make his man feel ok about it.
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😂😂😂
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When I worked for NYState, he Rudy and his driver turned Police Commissioner told Command in the NY PD not to cooperate with investigations on Wrongful Death investigations. Hmmmm. Why do you think !!!!😂
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I’ve really got into collecting these new Scooby Doo Villain Trading Cards
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Rufi Giuliani might spike your drink 🙃😅
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What a character arc, post 9/11 I genuinely thought of Giuliani as a hero. Today I feel sorry for him. He’s another Trump cast out, his usefulness has long ended and he’s alone with the wolves now.

Let this be a lesson to any player that thinks Trump is their ticket.
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Annnnd I’m pulling it
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*aggressive pointing noises*
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But use the Harrison Ford finger of doom
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His Crack may fall out
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Rudy Giuliani is yet another Trump-puppet who is getting punished for his illegalities. Hey Rudy - How does it feel that you and all the other Trump-puppets are getting screwed/incarcerated while Donald Trump isn't?
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Dear Heavens NO!
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😊
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But maybe he will pop out of existence into a fart bubble. That would help everyone involved
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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