Can't wait to go shopping and abandon my husband half way through the trip because some family of 4 decided to take up the entire aisle and I'm too cute for federal prison.
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I just feel like I didn't make the choice for someone else to create a family so I shouldn't have to pay for it with patience that I don't have to give. They know other people are there and they should keep their brood in a single file line so I can get to the salad dressing.
Or go to prison and meet the real love of your life! His name is Bruno and he has 12 kids. Don't worry about having to learn their names, he never learned them anyway <3 <3
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