If this is true, and I’m choosing to believe it is, it would explain sooooo much. - ThreadSky

uofagrad97.bsky.social • 6 days ago

If this is true, and I’m choosing to believe it is, it would explain sooooo much.

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thejuggernaut818.bsky.social•5 days ago

Has or is?

laurie-es.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yeah, that checks.

mariootsa.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yet she still had three children with this man?

ellocust.bsky.social•2 days ago

IVF baby! Can’t genetically engineer your heirs without it!

christufarr.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh, so that's whats sticking out of his forehead.

ilmcvldisobedience.bsky.social•5 days ago

That would more than explain the Cybertruck. I’m surprised it doesn’t come with the optional penal implant.

harmonyguns.bsky.social•2 days ago

That would be the Cyberdick.

knomercy.com•2 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/knomercy.com/post/3lib2xmrd2k2y

drdeencha.bsky.social•5 days ago

If this country is destroyed because of a misshapen penis, I’m going to be very upset. And equally unsurprised

benfunks.bsky.social•2 days ago

hitler had deformed genitalia too.

drdeencha.bsky.social•2 days ago

Wait…for real? I am afraid to search to verify. 😂

uofagrad97.bsky.social•2 days ago

Do not Google that!!! 😬

benfunks.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/19/hitler-really-did-have-only-one-testicle-german-researcher-claims

drdeencha.bsky.social•2 days ago

Fleischmann told German newspaper Bild the records showed one of Hitler’s testicles was “probably stunted”.

Haha.

berritg.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Isn’t that essentially Florida?

drdeencha.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I can’t say you’re wrong

caseyhartman.bsky.social•2 days ago

It was really a statistical inevitability if you break down the numbers.

drdeencha.bsky.social•2 days ago

I need to know what statistician is going to publish this work in a peer-reviewed journal. And further what kind of penis pun they are going to include in the title.

soapachu.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Tipping Point: The Swelling Numbers of Men Substituting Power for Tumescence"

drdeencha.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sold again! 😂

knomercy.com•2 days ago

peen-reviewed journal

caseyhartman.bsky.social•2 days ago

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly: How the right wing propensity for off-brand penile surgery brought down the US government.

drdeencha.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ooh. I like the SpaceX double whammy. Nice

caseyhartman.bsky.social•2 days ago

All I know is all of the econometrics papers I had to read/write for school did not prepare me for this.

ellocust.bsky.social•2 days ago

Little Weird Dicked Dude Quarterly Review.

drdeencha.bsky.social•2 days ago

Can’t decide if want to subscribe or want to never ever see

jimi3001.bsky.social•2 days ago

Fraudulent erectors: the inevitability of Trump beating off the competition, with a hand from Musk.

drdeencha.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sold! 😂

mike.startribe.social•2 days ago

Overheard

7amkickoff.com•2 days ago

explains why almost all his children are conceived via IVF

nick-reith.bsky.social•2 days ago

He’s boxing up his cum and shipping it overnight express 😭

cruiseshipdrummer.bsky.social•5 days ago

oh it's awful, he massacred the thing

scottdracula.bsky.social•2 days ago

Botched penile implant. Botched circumcision.

How much of white supremacy is just dudes with remarkably fucked up dicks?

lotuseaternsfw.bsky.social•2 days ago

fascism is fundamentally based on sexual insecurity and a fear of intimacy and im dead serious

zzbenz.bsky.social•2 days ago

Most to all

kleinekarlijn.bsky.social•2 days ago

It's because they're all fucked up dicks, duh.

embracebecoming.bsky.social•2 days ago

Donald has only got one ball
Elon has two but very small
Miller is very similar
And poor old Vance has no balls at all

quirkygirlhere.bsky.social•1 day ago

That could almost work as a diddy.

tallgeese3w.bsky.social•2 days ago

Fascism always has this undercurrent of sexual anxiety in men who don't feel masculine enough.

Fucking TEXTBOOK Jesus H.

flynndreno.bsky.social•2 days ago

All of his recent children have been a result of in vitro. It’s very possible this is the reason why.

rozone74.bsky.social•2 days ago

Who?

ethyricalartist.bsky.social•2 days ago

Grimes’ baby daddy - aka the Nazi-in-chief, aka the Apartheid 🍑🕳️

trriggs49.bsky.social•2 days ago

Explains everything!

cheekeymonkey.bsky.social•5 days ago

This explains a lot.

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