Me, out on a pho date: I need to watch more of Will Sharpe in White Lotus.

Husband: There's a movie in which he has sex with a guy.

Me slamming the bar top: I NEED TO GET HOME NOW.

Me to waiter: WE ARE TAKING THESE TO GO - WILL BRING THE BOWLS BACK LATER!

Me to husband: Come on come on come on!