Sticking your penits where it doesn't belong is just another classic example of the call of the void, which if you think about it, only proves that we are all tragically fallible humans that are just one small step away from getting salmonella dick....... 🙏 #deep #philosophy #sotrue
I bet doctors could tell you a lot of stories about the people that god wrongly entrusted with a cock. Anyway, there's a simple invention for anyone's raw chicken needs, the humble condom (sadly wouldn't make raw meat "vore" any safer for me)
Maybe the real reason the raging-ace xtian god kicked people out of his garden was because Adam fucked the apple instead of eating it like a normal person
I guess Dreamtale has its roots (heh) in humanity's most popular genocide-enabling book... I still need to study both things, also primarily for joke purposes.
Reminds me of that yearly article that compiles a list of all the things people got stuck in their various holes within the past year, as reported by an ER visit database. Can't wait to see this year's list in December, it's practically a holiday tradition!
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https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-4
I love him so much
I'm slapping him over the head🩴