Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Physicist in literally any subfield: I will model the cup as a collection of simple harmonic oscillators
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Physicist in literally any subfield: I will model the cup as a collection of simple harmonic oscillators
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Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Cosmologist: The cup is dusty or full of gravitational waves
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Cosmologist: The cup is dusty or full of gravitational waves
Comments
Topologist. The cup is a donut. But donuts don't hold tea. So it's impossible to say if it's half full or half empty.