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patstaresat.bsky.social • 101 days ago

Calling my baby cringe to toughen him up

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bellboy64.bsky.social•101 days ago

Pat Jr.: OK boomer. Goo-goo ga-ga.

androidparanoide.bsky.social•101 days ago

So, at what age you plan to introduce God Hand in his diet to bolster his immune system?

thirdwelles.bsky.social•101 days ago

Desperately hoping that the child's first words are "cringe" and "based," pointing at you and Paige respectively

dopedanny.bsky.social•101 days ago

[Crying wojack father attempts to frontload gaslighting in fear of the day chad baby declares he is Rizzless Cringe L Fortnite Dance for not cyberdecking into the timecubes]

chexmaster.bsky.social•101 days ago

Just make sure to record it so u can show his first girlfriend.

blackcucco.bsky.social•101 days ago

majinmajesty.bsky.social•101 days ago

Now throw him off a cliff so he comes back the strongest with crazy fuckin demon powers LMAO (holy shit that was fucked)

spookums316.bsky.social•101 days ago

Be the dad whos keeps talking about the Good ol' days and how kids nowadays have soft hands

thebogwitchsupreme.bsky.social•101 days ago

What will you do when he inevitably calls you cringe?

zigmatism.bsky.social•101 days ago

"That's my boy."

insanityescapee.bsky.social•101 days ago

Well it worked for He-Man and Cringer.

taterofhousetot.bsky.social•101 days ago

Pat: YOU’RE CRINGE, BABY!

Pat Jr: goo goo ga ga I’m a baby

thelazydoodle.bsky.social•101 days ago

Tell him sometimes, when he least expects it. At his highest or lowest moments, randomly at dinner, graduation, etc.

bizarrounit1.bsky.social•101 days ago

Probably had it coming honestly

womenw.bsky.social•101 days ago

teaching my baby to swim by tossing him in the pool and telling him it’s cringe to drown

darthbutt.bsky.social•101 days ago

Girls are watching just do it though

cezrdapleazr.bsky.social•101 days ago

How soon is he playing street fighter? EVO IS IN FEBRUARY

snekcharmer.bsky.social•101 days ago

How to Gitgud at Parenting.

pressurednt.bsky.social•101 days ago

Little too far. I'd start with a thumbs down, and shaking your head at him. Throw a wagging finger in also if you're daring.

commodorekd.bsky.social•101 days ago

Pat Jr. "WAAA! WAAAAAAA!!"
Pat: "Oof. Yikes."

andrewdaly.bsky.social•101 days ago

Gotta get a kids basketball hoop and dunk on him to assert dominance.

kiefmeister.bsky.social•101 days ago

LMAO

swagbito.bsky.social•101 days ago

“We are born of the cringe, made men by the cringe, undone by the cringe.” -Shitlord Willem

ck1755.bsky.social•101 days ago

Remember to toss in a few "back in my day" to remind him he got it easy.

drinkmoxie.bsky.social•101 days ago

Be careful Pat in 6 months he will be taller and stronger than you and be able to beat you up

ratsunemiku.bsky.social•101 days ago

"Who's a little cringe peepee boy, you are, you are"

chuckgofer.bsky.social•101 days ago

"Where did you learn to be cringe, son?"

dahliakittypaws.bsky.social•101 days ago

Pat if Woolie ever has a kid your kids have to pick up the mantle of CSB. We need a line of succession. I want castle super beast podcasts when I'm 95.