Yup, those Christians can be so judgemental, its quite ironic given what their messiah had to say about being so judgemental, poor Satan just gets the bad rep for centuries of unchallanged propaganda against him painting him as a villian, who is apparently worse than god who killed more.
Just make sure jd vance don't go near your full fledged ass, speak for God, white ass, dorky nerd as glasses looking, maxim centerfold, having ass white boy, trustfund havingass-barrontrump-failure of a fucking mediocre whiteboard of an IMMIGRANT ANCHORBABY!
Oh Dark Lord Satan, Master of Shadows and Fire, grant us one humble boon:Please use alt text for your infernal images,so even those without sight may bask in your wicked memes.Accessibility is eternal. Let no soul be cast out from your digital dominion for lack of vision. We ask in unholy reverence.
On another note, I sometimes wonder how many chickens I've eaten. So ... in chicken lore, if they're aware of me ... would I not be an uncaring, evil, devouring god?
Wait... satan is the good guy?
I think I have slipped into the multiverse where trump is president and America is a facist country and satan is not only real but the hero.
"Where's the Tylenol!"
...that would make so much fucking sense.
Bc no civilization would humbly apply their.... morals... to justify genocide and say it's for the good of mankind... as they bukid their civilization upon the bones of the former inhabitants of turtle island...
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I think I have slipped into the multiverse where trump is president and America is a facist country and satan is not only real but the hero.
"Where's the Tylenol!"
Bc no civilization would humbly apply their.... morals... to justify genocide and say it's for the good of mankind... as they bukid their civilization upon the bones of the former inhabitants of turtle island...
😁Basically.
Strap in or strap on. Either way, you're gonna see a whole lot of me...