Them: I want to use radioiodine with my poison dart frogs. Colleague: Are you trying to collect all the hazard symbols on your door? - ThreadSky

funranium.bsky.social • 114 days ago

Them: I want to use radioiodine with my poison dart frogs.
Colleague: Are you trying to collect all the hazard symbols on your door?

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vistagmedia.bsky.social•113 days ago

They’re the ones wearing the “Screw your safety regulations—I want superpowers!” shirts, aren’t they?

funranium.bsky.social•113 days ago

No. Actual researchers tend not to pull not shit, not even stickers.

jacksonleibach.bsky.social•114 days ago

Yes

kittybard.bsky.social•114 days ago

I immediately thought of this

sarawithapharmd.bsky.social•113 days ago

Get on all the watch lists 😂

theotherspeakman.bsky.social•114 days ago

*nervous look at the side*

N-NO!

borgly.bsky.social•114 days ago

Collect the set!

funranium.bsky.social•114 days ago

Why are you hanging out at my building?

borgly.bsky.social•114 days ago

It's at my local community college, and I dearly want to take whatever class(es) caused it to be posted.

jowilliams.bsky.social•114 days ago

How do you get the full set?

funranium.bsky.social•114 days ago

Gonna need to make the frogs incendiary and explosive.

ncweaver.skerry-tech.com•114 days ago

And add lasers! LASER FROGS!

tienelle.bsky.social•114 days ago

"Raman this frog" is an upsettingly sensible thing to do, and usually involves some pretty serious lasers.

elfprince13.mumak.app•113 days ago

You called?

jowilliams.bsky.social•114 days ago

Armed with or dodging?

ncweaver.skerry-tech.com•114 days ago

Armed of course.

funranium.bsky.social•114 days ago

With enough energy, anything will lase once.

jowilliams.bsky.social•114 days ago

Not hopping around between the lasers then? That would, mission-impossible-style (don't @ me), trigger the alarm and explosion if they cross the little red beam?

punkrockscience.bsky.social•114 days ago

Would I get explosive and incendiary hazards for nitoglycerin? What if my radiolabeled poison dart frogs might have chest pains?

davidralin.bsky.social•114 days ago

They could be pretty stressed, it isn’t far-fetched.

aotearoabadger.bsky.social•114 days ago

That's when you get a polite knock on your door from your local fire department just after they've prepared a fresh urine delivery.

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