🤨Sooooo, are we just claiming things now?

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✅ I ended world hunger by reminding people 2nd breakfasts exist
✅ I brokered peace between cats & dogs by introducing a greater enemy—the squirrel 🐿️
✅ I cured cancer by thinking really, really hard about it

Updating my LinkedIn😏

#EasyPeasy #Superstar