Would you buy a garage from this man? A pic from many years ago, on a location scouting trip. #photography #humor #comedy #weird - ThreadSky

opposablethumbs.bsky.social • 108 days ago

Would you buy a garage from this man?

A pic from many years ago, on a location scouting trip.

#photography #humor #comedy #weird

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bobbiegarnet.bsky.social•107 days ago

isn't he too busy spilling his seed to build garages?

opposablethumbs.bsky.social•107 days ago

There's something I don't want to know. But I'd be concerned that he's struck down by lightning before finishing the project.

mmchol.bsky.social•108 days ago

Onan?

opposablethumbs.bsky.social•108 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

mmchol.bsky.social•108 days ago

Thanks, I knew about Onan. Just wacky to see a giant sign with that name for that product. I guess that was your point in sharing. 😉

opposablethumbs.bsky.social•108 days ago

Yeah, it's pretty odd. At first I thought a "C" had been lost from the top of the sign, but it doesn't look like that happened. Maybe the dirty bits were excluded from this guy's bible class when he was a kid and he never knew.

feistycat.bsky.social•108 days ago

Onan was the second son of Judah.
Onan was put to death by God for deliberately spilling his semen on the ground to avoid fathering his brother’s child.

mmchol.bsky.social•108 days ago

I know. I just thought it an odd business name.

feistycat.bsky.social•108 days ago

Sure is.

lizthelawless.bsky.social•108 days ago

And no one has masturbated since.

feistycat.bsky.social•108 days ago

Amen.🤭

maxmoraisphoto.bsky.social•108 days ago

I hope the bathroom is cleaned regularly!

popeimpious.bsky.social•108 days ago

Him? Nah, he’s a jerk.

opposablethumbs.bsky.social•108 days ago

HA!

toldyouonetime.bsky.social•108 days ago

I guess it would depend on what activities you had planned for said garage?

opposablethumbs.bsky.social•108 days ago

My question remains rhetorical only. :)

citywolfe.bsky.social•108 days ago

The sin of Onan is selling these garages as such low prices.

neptune-cloud.bsky.social•107 days ago

I mean… he is holding it so it’s available… why not?

opposablethumbs.bsky.social•107 days ago

True. But the name is, well, biblical

neptune-cloud.bsky.social•107 days ago

Oh I’m a heathen so that didn’t even register!

Google here I come!

prokopowicz.bsky.social•107 days ago

If you want your projected erected ASAP, he’s your guy.

opposablethumbs.bsky.social•107 days ago

Heh. But will he continue until the finishing stage is done?

patkeeven.bsky.social•107 days ago

And here I've been buying garages from people who can't carry them, like a sucker.

sappermorton.bsky.social•108 days ago

THAT garage? The one he's holding?

For my cats, yes.

opposablethumbs.bsky.social•108 days ago

Maybe they market toward people who are down-sizing.

888lin.bsky.social•108 days ago

Onan - hmm sounds like a real wanker!

johnrundin.bsky.social•107 days ago

Oh, dude, he'll spill his seed on the ground at any moment!

opposablethumbs.bsky.social•107 days ago

Run!

gretafied.bsky.social•107 days ago

Maybe. However I would like to carry a "house" backpack style over my shoulders while dragging a car prop riding my bicycle. Could be done walking also. A political statement about the homeless and global warming. Any creative artists out there?

srojak.bsky.social•108 days ago

There was an Onan Corporation that made engines for years. I thought that was odd, too.
https://www.cumminsonan.com.au/about#:~:text=In%201986%2C%20Onan%20Corporation%20became,industrial%20equipment%2C%20and%20power%20generation.

opposablethumbs.bsky.social•108 days ago

Good gawd, Cummins Onan? That's like an esoteric porn name.

twleblanc.bsky.social•107 days ago

I wonder who advocated for the merged company name to be Onan Cummins?

rbspurs.bsky.social•108 days ago

Hilarious

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